SuperjazzyJa
18 Wheel Member
Okay, we all know that the English language is drawkcab, sideout in and down upside. (Hope nobody sprained an eyeball reading that. ) Let's have some fun with some totally messed up expressions that really don't make sense once dissected.
These 2 conversations actually took place at church one morning about 2 years ago.
Teenage girl: I caught a cold.
Me: Well, why were you chasing it?
Her:
Me: If I get sick, it's because the cold caught me and I ran my butt off trying to get away from it.
.......
Elderly man: I think I'm coming down with a cold.
Me: If the cold is going down, Why don't you go up?
Him:
These 2 conversations actually took place at church one morning about 2 years ago.
Teenage girl: I caught a cold.
Me: Well, why were you chasing it?
Her:
Me: If I get sick, it's because the cold caught me and I ran my butt off trying to get away from it.
.......
Elderly man: I think I'm coming down with a cold.
Me: If the cold is going down, Why don't you go up?
Him: