You guys crack me up!
We’ve just had a ‘Unicorn’ craze here in the UK. Everyone and their neighbours went bananas over it and everything was about Unicorns! Bedding, Teapots, cups, saucers, wallpaper, pillows, folders, pencil toppers, cuddly toys etc....
Anyway, Unicorn tears are a bit acidic. For the ultimate clean, I myself use Mermaid juice to clean my records!
I really don't want to know how you juice or milk a mermaid.