Rhyming 'What Is Your Artist Up To Now?'

[bobsvinyl]

Elvis Costello lost his teeth and now eats Jello.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Jerry and the Pacemakers have season tickets for the Lakers.

 

[harman/kardon]

Joe Zawinul looked very cool.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Christopher Cross is now his own boss.

 

[harman/kardon]

His own captain is Eric Clapton.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Spooky Tooth sees a dentist named Ruth.

 

[Shominy]

Twisted Sister were the spawn of another mister.
The Misfits ate some tidbits.
Gwar wished upon a star.
The Black Veil Brides definitely took sides.
Chelsea Grin committed many a sin.

 

[harman/kardon]

In Hannover the Scorpions had a hang over.

 

[Te-Te]

Linda Ronstadt drank vodka from a hat.

 

[Shominy]

Spoon will be on stage soon.
Sly and The Family Stone were bad to the bone.
The Highwaymen spoke about a pen.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Savatage rehearses in their parent's garage.

 

[bobsvinyl]

The Moody Blues sell children's shoes.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Nina Simone never answers her phone.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Engelbert Humperdinck has a plugged up kitchen sink.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Frank Zappa now sings like a rapper.

 

[harman/kardon]

Have some beers with Blood, Sweat & Tears!

 

[Cadillac Kid]

Justin Timberlake jus jumped in a lake.

 

[harman/kardon]

The Pogues - did they like jokes?

 

[Shominy]

Heart let out a fart. (oopsie!)
Roxette lost the bet.
Grizzly Bear cooked with a pear.
Sam The Sham played with Wham!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Trouble welded two 90s caprices together making a double bubble.