Rhyming 'What Is Your Artist Up To Now?'

[SuperjazzyJa]

A girl named Piper listens to Stryper.

 

[harman/kardon]

Maria Callas didn't live in Dallas.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Focus recorded "Hocus Pocus".

 

[tybrad]

ZZ Top is all about the bop.

Sly & The Family Stone are still on the phone.

 

[tybrad]

Jetro Tull is oh, so dull.

The Steve Miller Band walking on beach sand.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I once knew an artist who considered Pete Townsend to be his friend.

 

[Shominy]

Cyndi Lauper the pauper.

KISS- swing and a miss.

 

[d-ray657]

The Moody Blues are enhanced by booze.

 

[d-ray657]

Uriah Heep went looking for sheep.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Mashed potatoes as a side, ordered all past and present members of Bride.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

"Double Bubble" is NOT a song by Trouble.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Above Matt slept a bat while he sat with his cat wearing a hat getting fat with his sister Pat having a chat was a suggested song subject for Ratt.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Married a chick did "Weird Al" Yankovic.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Dennis Yost sang about a ghost.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

By now, the Ventures must all wear dentures.

 

[d-ray657]

George Harrison was drafted into a garrison.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

George Harrison was drafted into a garrison.

Which was very embarrassin'.

 

[d-ray657]

But his Daddy was pleading to spare his son.

 

[Te-Te]

Robert Plant wanted to open for Adam Ant

 

[Te-Te]

Billy Idol held a horse by it's bridle.