Discussion in 'General Off Topic Forums' started by KentTeffeteller, Oct 20, 2016.
All this and chicken soup and Sandy should be good as new .
One thing I absolutely ADORE about "Moderne Life" is how unremittingly CHEAP & shoddy it often is. The teeny tiny jack that connects me w/ the outside world, via telephone f'r instance. Back in the oldern days, they were made of metal, & had to be screwed together. Now, they are made of plastic, break if you look at 'em cross eyed;& are just so CHEAP. And just try & find a service dude nowadays-You gotta argue w/about 6 different outfits B4 you can get one-MAYBE-who can straighten things out. And if you hit it w/yr foot, it breaks AGAIN...
I really MUST thank some folks who helped during this ordeal-1st off, my wife, Lauriann. Why she's never yet done my worthless bohunkas in is a testament to her grace under pressure. Next, we have my"Little Girlfriend", Bethany & her husband Corey.I owe them WAY more than I can ever hope to repay. Corey has come over here SEVERAL times to help get my arse vertical again. A lot of you know how SPECIAL she is to me-Basically, the daughter I never had. NEVER had or wanted kids-Who wants a little girl, anyhow ? After 15 years w/her, I find it hard to fathom what I'd be like if I DIDN'T have her... She's ALMOST as big of a Wiseguy as I ever was. All the while she was growing up, she never shied away from ANY sort of tomfoolery that my evil mind could conjure up. Did you ever hang around someone just for the simple joy of being around them, & try to guess WHAT was gonna happen next ? Often as not, I couldn't honestly WHO had the better time, me or Bethany. Pretty, sweet, & honestly, "Scary smart", I'm gonna stand in front of the Almighty some day & agree w/him that I coulda done a lot better, except for her. She had a less than good home life, I did everything I could to show her the better side of life.
Well, when you get there I hope St. Pete don't play mumblety-pegs with you, Sandy 'cause you'd steal his thumbs.
That's all that matters and shows ones heart, nothing more to say as actions out weigh talk.
She LOVED being just a tad "Naughty"... I'd take her home, look over at her,. grin evilly, & say, "Well, Hot Rod" how much smoke do ya think we oughta blow up yer Mama's Butox today ?" she'd grin, & I'd make up some riotous tale-The more fantastic, the better....Marcy-her mama-would give me the Stink Eye & just shake her head, & go "YOU ain't RIGHT.. I'd give her my best puppy dawg look, & go, "I Wuvs you too, Marcy..She knew Miss Pris was absolutely safe w/me.. Not only that, I always fed her well, & bought a LOT of clothes & junk for her .She always did her homework here, we'd go hit the back roads, I'm a frustrated history buff, & there are a lot of sites from the war of Yankee aggression. After she got her permit, she wouldn't let me drive hardly at all.But that was great-Bein' chauffeured around by. a cute little blond girl' She took to piloting my Excursion around like she'd done it all her life. There was this one guy she was seeingI had absolutely NO use for. him. And if what she said later was true, they Might have found enuf of him to fill up a shoebox..
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