Smiley/Emoji Response

[harman/kardon]

It is currently not the best thing in America to be a turkey.

 

[bobsvinyl]

It is good to remember the meaning of Thanksgiving and share your blessings with others.

 

[harman/kardon]

Christmas has turned into a festival of commerce and consumption.

 

[captouch]

There's an app for that.

 

[Shominy]

There's a pill for that.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I avoid meds as much as possible.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I like to eat pizza when I'm feeling down.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

>>

I've been watching NFL games all afternoon.

 

[harman/kardon]

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Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

 

[Shominy]

Tubes smell funny.

 

[ETLS]

Nothing smells funny when my nose is runny.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Shouldn't you go see your Auntie Hystamene?

 

[Shominy]

Can you be bothered with life?

 

[harman/kardon]

Do you want a piece of "Christstollen" - a German cake made of yeast dough, raisins, candied citrus fruits and often marzipan that is traditionally eaten at Christmas?

 

[Shominy]

How would you like a slice of good 'ole fashion fruit cake leftover from 1968?

 

[Hyperion]

How would you like a visit to the hospital to be stomach pumped?

 

[harman/kardon]

What's the ugliest part of your body?

 

[Shominy]

Are you proud of what you just did, young man?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

It only takes one idiot to ruin it for everyone.

 

[Shominy]

Traffic roubles are not, really- just a slice of Heaven!