Story Telling One Sentence at a Time

[old_tv_nut]

He began to quake as he experienced a flood of memories.

 

[noogies]

Specifically, he remembered dropping the lottery ticket in the gutter and watching it wend its way down a storm drain on a small river created by the torrential rains.

 

[captouch]

He thought of calling his good friend Pennywise to see if he would lend a hand in retrieving the lottery ticket - but damn, Penny was on set filming a movie and could not help.

 

[MaxxVolume]

At which point, he wondered if being Pennywise was the antidote to being Dollarfoolish....

 

[noogies]

Finally, Tim said to himself, "Well, if you hire clowns, you can expect a circus, can't you?" and gave up on any notion of help from that quarter.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Tim continued on to 7-11 for a coffee only to find it closed for a surprise health inspection which was conducted by Norman Clature who made sure everything was up to his standards.

 

[noogies]

Unfortunately, Norman Clature's standards were limbo-stick low and so the establishment got an A-rating despite having poisoned several customers in the last month.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Meanwhile, in the back, the city garbage collector was idly watching the dumpster full of old cups and stir-sticks being upended, when he noticed something unusual.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

The item he saw was the one and only left handed smoke sifter ever made.

 

[MaxxVolume]

After pondering for a moment, he thought "Maybe I can reverse-engineer this, and make a killing in the market"....

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

However, the market was closed due to the Budweiservirus and he had to put his marketing plan on hold for 8 million years.

 

[MaxxVolume]

But, in a twist of fate, the bigwigs at Budweiser bribed the CDC to change the name to "Corona Virus", thereby casting aspersions onto one of their competitors....

 

[noogies]

However, the drug lords who had purchased the Corona company as a legitimate front for their nefarious dealings took umbrage at this and swore revenge.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

So, they sent one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters to gobble up everyone at Anheuser-Busch including the stock holders.

 

[old_tv_nut]

However, the OEOHFPPE's stopped to look at the horses, and forgot what they were there to do.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

So, they ate the horses instead.

 

[Mr.Jim]

Wild horses. Ate em all.

 

[MaxxVolume]

They strolled off into the sunset, singing a chorus of " Wild horses, couldn`t drag me away" '

 

[noogies]

The problem was, when that statement was fact-checked, it turned out to be erroneous: wild horses could drag them away, and quite easily too as it turned out.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Damn spellcheck....it was actually "Wild whores couldn`t drag me away"....