Suspicious Wal-Mart Shopping List Game

[Djcoolray]

Moroccan sardines in olive oil

Fresh oysters

Vitamin B3

 

[bobsvinyl]

5 bottles of Mucinex

Case of Mason jars

A large funnel

Label maker

 

[Hajidub]

Was at Home Depot the other day, but still was a great purchase that got me a look from the cashier:

Lawn Fertilizer
Drano
Duct Tape
100' Plastic Roll

 

[tybrad]

Just to be clear- your entries do not have to be what you really purchased- just four items you know that you could pick up there.


Clown halloween costume
Archery set
Jello
Rope

 

[gladiator335]

Overalls
Hockey goalie mask
Chainsaw
Band-aid

 

[tybrad]

Vaseline
Bungee cords
Fishing pole
Kotex

 

[dcmfan]

No Doze

Package of adult diapers (aka "Grampers")

US Roadmap

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Oh, wait...that's my list for going to see the folks next month!

 

[noogies]

Here's an actual one. The checker didn't even bat an eye:

10-pack Five Hour Energy
20-pack AA batteries
5 lbs espresso coffee beans
Giant-size Advil Extra-Strength Liqui-Gels.

 

[Shominy]

Skewers
condoms
Excedrine
auto grease

 

[Shominy]

Whipped cream
ham
motor oil
zip ties

 

[noogies]

I just realized that I'm at a disadvantage because in Canada the Walmarts aren't allowed to sell booze ...

Bicycle pump
Tampax Super Economy Pack
"Personal" massager
Large tub of house brand extra-spicy salsa.

 

[noogies]

Left-handed catcher's mitt
Heavy-duty oven cleaner
Six roach motels
Large papaya.

 

[Shominy]

Donuts
Binoculars
Ice cream
K-Y Gel

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

This one item is suspicious all by itself:

Flextape!

"I sawed this Sherman tank in half!"

 

[Shominy]

Cake
Candy
Welding goggles
Something from the toy aisle

 

[Cadillac Kid]

Sponge Bob Underwear
Sissors
A plastic wash tub
Kit Kat bat

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Football helmet
Sandpaper
Rubbing alcohol
Frosting

Kit Kat bat

I'm guessing you meant kit kat bar.

 

[Cadillac Kid]

^^Yup, that makes it less weird.

 

[Shominy]

body wash
Wal-Mart smock
pail
honey

 

[screenersam]

true story; one Halloween was in a dollar store.
woman before me (Caribbean accent) had plastic bags, large knives, big bowls, and a roll of paper towels.
when I got home I put my cat inside for the night.