I was in my last year at work. They had just hired a new woman carrier who looked like she was 15 years old. One morning I was waiting to punch in at the time clock and she was standing next to me. She looked at me and asked "Bob, when did you start working for the post office?" I replied, "1969." She looked at me for a few seconds and then said "My mother was three years old when you started ." That was like a slap in the head. I wouldn't mind if she had been three, but her mother!?!?!? I told her I was going into the break room and take a nap. What has happened to you that made you realize that you're ancient?