Burma Shave.The Old Man's Lament
Now that I'm old and feeble
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now a water spout
It used to be embarrassing
To make the thing behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
But now that I am older
It's giving me the blues
It hangs right down my pants leg
To watch me tie my shoes
Most of it is external stuff for me. Watching family and friends getting older. High School reunions are downright depressing......like a geriatric convention.
Okay folks - important update: I just tried it again, I failed, but now my knee hurts so bad. I am such a cretin.