The broken vending machine

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by tybrad, Apr 27, 2014.

  1. tybrad

    tybrad 21234 Subscriber

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    So there is this broken vending machine that sits alone in a dark basement, with one exposed bulb ceiling lamp above it (no importance, just setting the otherworldly mood:D). One-by-one, someone wanders in and puts an object into it, but the machine delivers something else. Every person has to take something/someone out and put something/someone else into the machine.

    The trick here is to try, as best you can, to relate the input and output.

    For example:
    Poster 1: I put Ronnie Wood in.
    Poster 2: I got a lap steel guitar out (he plays one). Then you put something/someone else into the machine for the next poster.



    To start:

    I put Bobsvinyl in
     
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  2. toxcrusadr

    toxcrusadr AK Subscriber Subscriber

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    I got a box set of Bob Dylan CD's out. :D

    I put my left foot in.
     
  3. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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  4. jsisk

    jsisk Not 2 Old 2 Rock & Roll

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    I got a green size 11 sneaker out.

    I put a bag of peanuts in.
     
  5. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Dizzy Gillespie's trumpet fell out.

    I put a bongo drum in.
     
  6. screenersam

    screenersam aka Blind Sugar McGee

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    The lyric sheet to 'Sympathy for the Devil' came out.

    I put a cutout cassette of 'Jason & the Scorchers: Still Standing' in.

    (Yes, I actually have one of those!)
     

     

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  7. tybrad

    tybrad 21234 Subscriber

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    You get a lifesized cutout of Justin Bieber out.

    I put in a shin bone.
     
  8. screenersam

    screenersam aka Blind Sugar McGee

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    You get a shin bone. In the words of the New Young Radicals, you get what you give.

    I put in $20
     
  9. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    You get back 118.93 yuan and a bottle of water. (The vending machine was made in China).

    I put in a half pound of bacon.
     
  10. TheNLOwner

    TheNLOwner Analog Tape Addict!

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    You get a quarter pound of bacon. The vending machine likes bacon, but still saved some for you! How nice :)
    I put in a Nokia 3310.
     
  11. screenersam

    screenersam aka Blind Sugar McGee

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    you get a Nokia 1655. (do the math)

    I put in a remaindered cassette of 'The Seagulls Greatest Hits'.
     

     

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  12. cubby01

    cubby01 aka Buck

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    I got Tox's left foot back out. (and I shook it all about... and 'cause the machines broken .. and 'cause 'The Seaguls' never had a greatest hits album.)

    I put in harmonic distortion.
     
  13. 72Norton

    72Norton I Know Nothing

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    You get a life-sized cutout of Jimi Hendrix.

    I put in a life-sized cutout of Justin Beiber.
     
  14. dr*audio

    dr*audio Fish fingers and custard!

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    I got a canned ham.
    I put in John Lennon's glasses.
     
  15. 72Norton

    72Norton I Know Nothing

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    You get a full sheet of blotter.

    I put in a canned ham.
     
  16. screenersam

    screenersam aka Blind Sugar McGee

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    You get your canned ham back. the machine is not interested in any more canned hams.

    I put in a paisley necktie last worn at a dance in 1979.
     

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  17. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    You get back a pastry that was also from 1979.

    I put in a copy of Moby Dick (not a first edition).
     
  18. aopisa

    aopisa Super Member

    You get a pair of John Bonham's drumsticks.

    I put in a squirrel
     
  19. dr*audio

    dr*audio Fish fingers and custard!

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    You get an autographed photo of Elton John, but the autograph is from someone called "Bloody Stupid Johnson" who appears to have built this vending machine. (look it up.)
    I put in Roger Daltry's duct taped microphone.
     
  20. jhtstone

    jhtstone StarShine 10/23/2014

    You get a copy of "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" on vcr.

    I put in two dirty socks.
     

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