The broken vending machine

[noogies]

Those are very rare. You should have hung onto it.

I took out a monkey's uncle.

I put in a copy of "The Origin of Species".

 

[mech986]

I got out a debit receipt for your checking account.

I put in a whole grain chocolate and blueberry muffin.

 

[noogies]

I took out an empty muffinskin.

I put in a six pack of PBR.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a bottle of aloe gel for the possible slight sunburn.

I put in a bottle of SPF 50 for the next time.

 

[Dude111]

I got a package of PRE-2000 M&Ms out!! (Made with reg milk and NO MILKFAT!)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -- I gobbled like crazy!!! (I am desperate)


Then after I ate them I put in some 8 tracks (Chicago's first album,Rush 2112 and Conway Twittys greatest hits)

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a vintage convertible with an 8-track player, so I could use the SPF-50 and listen to my tunes.

I put in the playlist of my favorite music station.

 

[noogies]

I took out Les Brown and His Band of Renown.

I put in a #3 saxophone reed.

 

[Dude111]

I got out a beautiful mono videodisc player

I then put in some Oreo cookies......

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back the cookie shells with no icing in the middle.

I put in a photo of Putin.

 

[Shominy]

I got out nothing but the sound of "The Buzzer".

I put in a piece of the "Woodpecker".

 

[noogies]

I got out a handful of feathers and heard a really weird laugh.

I put in a picture of Huey Newton.

 

[screenersam]

I got out Superjazzy's son's cat, which I sent home. (see post# 1253)

I put in a Shoegaze CD by some obscure Czechoslovakian group. and an autographed portrait of Zorak.

 

[Dude111]

I got a foot long hot dog out! (Nice and warm also)

Now I gotta find some catchup and mustard;relish!!! (mmmmmmmmmmm)

After im done I will put in some chocolate Milk...

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a chocolate cow.


I put in an old, red dilapidated Sterling dump truck.

 

[Dude111]

Wow how did you fit that??

I got a typewriter out!!!!!!!


After I was done typing a letter I put the carbon copy in.........

 

[noogies]

I took out the carbon of your letter to the New York Times. Do you really believe that all government officials are being controlled via remote control from the planet Tralfamadore?

I put in a copy of "Chariots of the Gods?".

 

[Dude111]

I got a piece of pizza out! (Ah man!!)

After I ate it I went to mcdonalds and ordered a big mac and put that in

 

[Djcoolray]

I sneezed into it....

Then out popped a cold MGD !

 

[screenersam]

I put in an MVP award (not mine)
I got out a book on WWII MTBs

 

[Hyperion]

I got out the MVP award and put it in the display cabinet.

I got out a book about the sinking of HMS Royal Oak at Scapa Flow.