The broken vending machine

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a defective Fred Astaire videotape.

I put in a copy of Irving Berlin's "Top Hat, White Tie, and Tails."

 

[screenersam]

I got some genuine chalk from the White Cliffs of Dover.

I put in a hummingbird feeder

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a birdfeeder that knows the words.

I put in a mousetrap.

 

[noogies]

I took out a Mad Mouse.

I put in some smelly cheese.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a not quite right mouse.

I put in a pot of mousetail soup.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a farmer's wife with a carving knife.

Boy, I put her back in quick!

 

[Shominy]

I got out a sexy carved turkey and enjoyable dinner.

I put in the farmer himself (so that the wife is mine).

 

[noogies]

The enraged farmer leaped back out and stormed off looking to beat up Shominy.

I put in a very old copy of "I'm OK, You're OK."

 

[tybrad]

The was a puff of musty smelling dust that mushroomed out.

I put in some mushrooms.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a truffle-sniffing pig.

I put in a long-eared hound.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a VERY frightened fox.

I put in a calmed down fox.

 

[noogies]

I got out two proud foxes and a litter of kits.

I put in a Baltimore rat.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a mangy, blond rat that I have seen running around DC.

I put in a big, bold, "Look at me!" sharpie pen.

 

[Dude111]

I got out sticky chewed gum!! (yuk)

I put in a remote control.........

 

[noogies]

I got out a Talking Head.

I put in a photo of CBGB's c. 1977.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out an 8 track tape of early American punk bands.


I put in a bottle of Yoo-hoo.

 

[noogies]

I got out some Aunt Jemima syrup, some Kaiser broiler foil and a pair of blunt scissors.

I put in Joni Mitchell's autographed picture.

 

[Shominy]

I got out an American Hotel keychain.

I put in an Inuit harpoon.

 

[Dude111]

I got a hair brush matted with hair!!

I put in $2000 in monopoly money........

 

[noogies]

I went directly to jail, did not pass "Go" and did not collect $200.

As part of my sentencing agreement, I put in the deed to Carolina Avenue.