The customers were offered a discount of Pi R squared, but the bar owner failed to inform them that it was the radius of a can of Foster's and that they had to finish route mean square cans without their cans slipping of the bar stool to get the discount. When customers got angry about this, Goodyear offered them a deal of buy 3 tires and get a McIntosh MC601 for 23.745688% off and an autographed 8x9.875 color glossy photo of Ben Stein holding a bottle of Clear Eyes.
"That deal sounds awesome. Wow."