The 'Lies Upon Lies' Game

The YMCA was named YMCA only because the letters were found to look like exercising when you formed them with your body.
 
The Village People's dance movements for YMCA were developed when they worked together as airport ground crew members.

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The Village People was a cult formed around disco. You had to worship the disco and wear a stupid costume. Most guys got out of it, but a few are still stuck to this day.
 
The whole trend started when a bar in New York mistakenly advertised a discount for new costumers.
 
The customers were offered a discount of Pi R squared, but the bar owner failed to inform them that it was the radius of a can of Foster's and that they had to finish route mean square cans without their cans slipping of the bar stool to get the discount. When customers got angry about this, Goodyear offered them a deal of buy 3 tires and get a McIntosh MC601 for 23.745688% off and an autographed 8x9.875 color glossy photo of Ben Stein holding a bottle of Clear Eyes.

"That deal sounds awesome. Wow."
 
Ben Stein is really the twin brother of Henry Kissinger. They rarely speak to each other after an incident years ago where Ben accused Henry of taking the corner piece of a birthday cake that Ben wanted.

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Pound cake was invented by a very violent man. In order to avoid hurting his victim too badly, he put the pound cake in front of the person's face and pounded the cake.
 
Ozzy bit the head off of the bat because Cookie Monster threw it on stage and Ozzy thought it was a bat cookie that was baked by Batman's wife.
 
The Batman style of comics engendered a course at CUNY titled "Percussive Superheroes," but it was discontinued after one semester when it was found that the students' vocabularies declined by an average of 3,276 words each.
 
The rubber duck bath toy was invented by Bill W. when he founded duck eaters anonymous to remind children that ducks are friends, not food.
 
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