The 'Lies Upon Lies' Game

[harman/kardon]

This reminds me of another famous song by Freak Zappa - "Wiener Dimension". It is on the "200 Models" album.

 

[d-ray657]

Dinah Moe Humm was originally written as a classical piece but the conductor had too much trouble trying to conduct the orchestra while wearing a Sears poncho. He finally gave up after a poodle bit him.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

The poodle's name was Jefferson Davis Daug. He played the K-9 commissioner on "The Pooches of Hazard". His sheriff, Fido P. Coltrane was always chasing Bodacious and Lute Pooch.

 

[bobsvinyl]

The original show was called "The Pukes of Hazzard" and was centered around a restaurant owned by the Du-Du-Duke boys that was out of code.

 

[d-ray657]

Code names Peggy Sue and Sheila were used by secret agents wearing Chantilly lace as they sabotaged the flight bearing Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper, although they thought Johnny Rivers was a passenger..

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Johnny Rivers was playing a free concert on the poor side of town that night. Meanwhile, Richie Valens had recorded a song about an evil person of the future. The song was called "La Obama".

 

[harman/kardon]

Do not confuse that song with Freak Zappas song "Yo Bama", which is on the "Shriek Yeah Poodle" album.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Now that the cops pulled their zappas on him, he's totally revolted.

 

[d-ray657]

But he realized that he could overcome his revolting experience if he trudged across the tundra, whilst avoiding cosmik debris along the way, to search out a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers wrapped in black napkins.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

However, he had to replace his 2WD Tundra with a 4WD model. When he arrived, he discovered that a snow leopard had replaced the black napkins with waterproof packaging and left him a piping hot bowl of chili on a solar powered hot plate.

 

[noogies]

The Toyota Tundra was originally called the Toyota Tuna and was conceived to be marketed throughout the Pacific Rim for use in hauling the albacore catch from the port to various processing plants or distribution points.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I took my Toyota Tuna to a specialty repair shop that was called The Mayo Clinic. They were busy but they managed to sandwich me in.

 

[d-ray657]

They caught a giant tuna, but it got a reprieve from the cannery when they found out that its tail was able to bring in signals from radio stations all around the country.

 

[old_tv_nut]

The radio tuna was abandoned after a week when reception began to stink. Fortunately, it was discovered that putting LEDs on horse riding accessories provided saddle-light reception.

 

[d-ray657]

Saddled with debt from the development of his receiver Albert Bernstein fell into Bankruptcy after he realized that orbiting transmitters would not be invented for forty more years.

 

[noogies]

Forty years is the amount of time it takes to become really proficient at any vocation or avocation. And by then you've had enough and are ready to retire.

 

[Quadman2]

Latest findings have found out that in ten years it will take 40+ years to take a week's vacation.

DNU This may not be a myth!

Q

 

[harman/kardon]

400+ Years After was a famous band. They stopped performing when Abraham Lee (or was it Methusalem?) left the show.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Alvin Lee changed his last name to Grant after he found out his ancestors belonged to the musician's union, local 28 out of Gettysburg.

 

[old_tv_nut]

The musicians of Gettysburg know only four scores, which they learned seven years ago.