The Most Prolific Posting Pig On AK!

[Mister Pig]

This one is 9000, which is pretty amazing when you consider I have to use a young duck that I bribe with bread crumbs to type out my posts. It literally is the hunt and peck method. When you got hooves, using a laptop keyboard is impossible. The problem if finding an appropriate duck to get the job done, they are notoriously flighty....oink snort grunt oink snort.

Now to go off and find a celebratory truffle.

Regards
Mister Pig

 

[tyeeslayer]

You must be "happy as a pig in poop."

 

[4-2-7]

Congrats John.
I find your post, reasonable, argumentative, informative, humorous, fair, open mined, referenced, thoughtful, debatable, balanced, snarky, fun, well written, non group think, which make you a special Piggy. Keep up the mud slinging and make people think.

 

[Mister Pig]

You must be "happy as a pig in poop."

Sigh, must I do this again. More pig bashing I see. I get to live an idyllic life in Pig-Topia. This is obviously more character assassination aimed at throwing us cute pigs off our game. Don't hate the playa.....

 

[highvoltage_]

...When you got hooves, using a laptop keyboard is impossible...

Especially hooves covered in cow slippers.

 

[nailer]

How's that shoulder?

 

[ev13wt]

So that is roundabout 45000 (5 per post) sentences. How can you still be hunting and pecking?

https://technabob.com/blog/2008/05/28/giant-keyboard-requires-massive-fingers-or-toes/

This is for you!

 

[hjames]

Keep it up Mr Piggity ... stay cool & relaxed!

 

[Todd Dodds]

Sigh, must I do this again. More pig bashing I see. I get to live an idyllic life in Pig-Topia. This is obviously more character assassination aimed at throwing us cute pigs off our game. Don't hate the playa.....

The gentlepig in picture #2 doesn't look particularly pleased by the presumptuous young lady.

 

[dyche01]

Dang, I just recently broke 900. You are 10-times the pig I will ever be.

 

[8xlaxx]

I smell a lot of bacon on this website.

Congratulations @Mister Pig !

 

[Robisme]

9000? That'll do pig, that'll do.

Rob

 

[Dr. Morbius]

Congratulations on a job well done. A celebration is in order.

 

[Frank Sol]

Congratulations on a job well done. A celebration is in order.

Perhaps a BBQ ?

 

[SVI2004A]

 

[Bratwurst7s]

9000! Way to go!

So, how many is that in Pig years?

Cheers,
James

 

[Dave_1962]

Congrats on your 9000 posts Mister Pig. I enjoy reading your stuff especially about TT's. Keep 'em coming_

 

[Bratwurst7s]

This one is 9000, which is pretty amazing when you consider I have to use a young duck that I bribe with bread crumbs to type out my posts. It literally is the hunt and peck method. When you got hooves, using a laptop keyboard is impossible....oink snort grunt oink snort.

9000 posts is a lot of bread. Must get pretty expensive. Perhaps you should try out using speech recognition software. That might free you from having to pay a duck. Oh. Wait...

Cheers,
James

 

[Mister Pig]

9000 posts is a lot of bread. Must get pretty expensive. Perhaps you should try out using speech recognition software. That might free you from having to pay a duck. Oh. Wait...

Cheers,
James

Editing the original post then quoting it is sketchy behavior. Fake News!

Regards
Mister Pig

 

[Decibel_116]

Nicely done, sir!