The Reverse Questioning Game

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  1. screenersam

    screenersam aka Blind Sugar McGee

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    What was the dramatic high point in the tv show 'Tales of a Patent Lawyer', illustrating why the show only ran for two months, back in 1968?

    "We've translated some of the alien message sir. It seems to say
    'we'll defeat you
    then we'll eat you
    we're the winner
    you're the dinner'
    standing by for a response sir."
     
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  2. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    What's the scene most likely to be lost in post-production from the upcoming blockbuster "Star Trek XXVII: Revenge of the Ravenous Tribbles"?

    "Between them they carried a three-legged sack, went straight 'round the corner and never came back."
     
  3. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    Did your friends something strange recently?

    The inner chronology of this novel suffers from minor anachronisms and inconsistencies.
     
  4. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    What review was posted for "Tomorrowland" before the script was written?

    The corn is as high as an elephant's eye.
     
  5. tybrad

    tybrad 21234 Subscriber

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    The ag geneticist's claim was waaaaaa?

    Specially built and handily operated, the inverse-reverse-converse combine was ready for harvest.
     
  6. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    Why were you looking for a field of rutabagas?

    Except in the southern hemisphere.
     
  7. tybrad

    tybrad 21234 Subscriber

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    All northerners live everywhere, correct?

    Spiked with Punch, and flush with Judy, we all ran down the hill.
     
  8. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    What happened when the little tykes found Grandma's hard lemonade?

    Chicken tetrachloride.
     
  9. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    Why shouldn't you use a discount Italian-English dictionary when translating recipes?

    "I'm famished," he replied, eyeing her stubbly kneecaps and trying to keep from drooling.
     
  10. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    What was the first line from the new TV show "Celebrity Zombie Chefs"?

    "I had the strangest dream last night. You were dressed like a head of lettuce and I was a bottle of Ranch Dressing."
     
  11. tybrad

    tybrad 21234 Subscriber

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    What is the latest Ron Jeremy sitcom about?

    Slapstick. I'd love to slap THAT stick.
     
  12. HarmanKardon

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    Still angry?

    We can direct our actions but not their fruits.
     
  13. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    What is Caitlin Jenner's new life philosophy?

    Wrecked 'im? Damn near KILLED him! (An oldie but a goodie ...)
     
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  14. tybrad

    tybrad 21234 Subscriber

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    What c-o-u-l-d have Buford T. Justice said?

    Don't you want somebody to love.
    Doooon't you need somebody to love.
     
  15. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    What can you hear being sung at closing time at just about any bar in North America?

    To continue with the displaced punchlines theme ... "If the Foo shits, wear it."
     
  16. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    What is the slogan for the new Excrement Clothing Kompany? (ECK!)

    "It's what's up front that counts."
     
  17. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    What's the first slogan that Maidenform Bras rejected?

    "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."
     
  18. Shominy

    Shominy Addicted Member

    What's this now?

    "Hello. My name is Shominy and I have a problem."
     
  19. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    How does Shominy introduce himself at the free clinic?

    He took a step back and gazed into the limpid green pools that were her eyes. "Urk. Blaffle gazornomplatz," he said lovingly.
     
  20. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    When did Fred realize he had eaten a plate of marijuana laced brownies?

    The distant call of an umpire rose from the fog shrouded marsh.
     

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