The Reverse Questioning Game

[noogies]

What's the best way to deal with drought conditions?

No runs, no hits, no errors.

 

[Shominy]

What is said, reporting on the most boring game in sports?

The bell tolls throughout the kingdom.

 

[noogies]

What is said, reporting on the most boring game in sports?

DNU: That's kind of heavy-handed and not particularly funny, don't you think?

 

[Shominy]

DNU: That's kind of heavy-handed and not particularly funny, don't you think?

To each their own.

 

[old_tv_nut]

The bell tolls throughout the kingdom.

What happens before the telephone monopoly is broken up?

"Number, please."

 

[Shominy]

What did the Lottery commission ask you last week?

That'll be $0.21 please.

 

[screenersam]

sorry dupe

here's a cartoon

 

[screenersam]

In the recent months I had to water lawn and garden zillion times.

"I was running it pretty well until that horse with the 'Joe's Fine Corbomite' blanket walked out in front of me."

 

[noogies]

What do you say for idle chit-chat when you play poker with William Shatner?

"You can take him anywhere twice -- the second time is when you have to bring him back to apologize."

 

[screenersam]

What did Tuesday advice Morticia about the tending the grandbaby?

"Speedy to the prey and swift to the booty."

 

[noogies]

"Say, why do you have sharpened toecaps on those Tony Lamas?"

Arkansas and Zimbabwe.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Where did your luggage end up the last time you went to the airport?

All that was in the car was a notebook and a Party Size bag of Doritos.

 

[Shominy]

Where is my Uber driver?

"What's with the striped bellbottoms, afro, and cape?"

 

[noogies]

Superfly -- Curtis Mayfield.

Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about?

 

[old_tv_nut]

DNU
Ummm- aren't we supposed to post an answer, for which the next poster provides a question?
The last two posts seem to have it backwards.
END DNU

 

[noogies]

DNU
Ummm- aren't we supposed to post an answer, for which the next poster provides a question?
The last two posts seem to have it backwards.
END DNU

My bad, I'm playing the wrong game. Thought this was "Answer With a Song Title". My post still works as a prompt for a new question, though, so I'll leave it. Sorry, folks.

Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about?

 

[noogies]

No, fourteen months later I've figured out that wasn't right either and I may have killed the thread. Here, let's start from scratch:

Mavis pursed her lips and asked tentatively, "Do you really like rutabagas that much?"

 

[old_tv_nut]

How did Mavis react to the turnip truck in the driveway?

DNU
I think this works better when the posted answer is as simple as possible. It gives the question poster more room to be creative. Take a look at some of the old Jonnny Carson "Carnak the Great" bits.
Example answer: Rutabagas!
Example question: What do you feed guests who turnip unexpectedly?
END DNU

Folderol.

 

[Shominy]

What was that new dryer additive that makes clothes come out folded?

Go get that guy!

 

[screenersam]

What was the original catch line for the Royal Canadian Mounties?

starring Johnny Depp, Charisma Carpenter, and Patton Oswald.