The Wish Granting / Wicked Genie Game

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by tybrad, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. tybrad

    tybrad 21234

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    The rules to this are pretty simple:

    You grant the wish of the person who posted above you.....with a twist. You add on the most creative but realistic negative consequence(s) you can think up. No retorts from the consequence levied- it's just a game of fun and creativity.

    Example: I wish I won the lottery.
    Granted!! After you win, all of the people who you ever screwed over in life sue you. You end up spending all of your money in lawsuits and end up $1,000,000 in debt.

    Once you grant their wish, you have to post a new wish.

    Let's begin...

    I wish I had a brand new Lamborghini.
     

     

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  2. KrisM

    KrisM Lunatic Member

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    Granted. But when you drive it to Home Depot, some idiot backs over it with his rusted out flatbed truck.
    Came to my head because I saw one parked at HD here on the May long weekend. Nobody back over it as far as I know, though.

    I wish I won the lottery.:D
     
  3. usedto

    usedto Lunatic Member

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    Granted. But your wife took the money, bought the whole block, and gave the homes to all your in-laws.

    I wish I had a good singing voice.
     
  4. tybrad

    tybrad 21234

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    Granted. But you develop a following of 12 yo groupies- 5 of whom accuse you of impropriety and your world comes crashing down.

    I wish that I was 19 again.
     
  5. he11fire

    he11fire Decidedly Budget

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    Granted. But then the nostalgia wears off and you remember what it was ACTUALLY like to be 19. :)

    I wish I owned a helicopter
     
  6. mr.jones

    mr.jones AK Subscriber Subscriber

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    Granted: But now your favorite musicians include Justin Bieber and Puff Daddy.

    I wish I could play baseball as good ad Babe Ruth.
     

     

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  7. Doctordirt

    Doctordirt Silence is Broken

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    Granted. But since he is dead, your baseball skills have actually declined.


    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener
     
  8. Cactus Bob

    Cactus Bob Desert Rat Subscriber

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    Better start quoting . . .


    Granted. But why would you want a helicopter If your so afraid of heights?

    I wish I owned a beach front home in Hawaii.
     
  9. Hoho

    Hoho Active Member

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    I wish I could play baseball as good as Babe Ruth.

    Everyone would test you for steroids.

    I would like to do Catherine Zeta Jones. And Anne Hathaway.
     
  10. usedto

    usedto Lunatic Member

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    You did, but you have alzheimers and can't remember.

    I wish I could retire.
     
  11. Cactus Bob

    Cactus Bob Desert Rat Subscriber

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    Wish granted, but now you have to pay off that 30 year mortgage.


    I wish I was President of the United States.
     

     

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  12. krisjay

    krisjay Super Member

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    Granted, sadly after retiring you sink into a deep depression, lock yourself in a bathroom for 4 days, and on the final day, jump from said window, the window being on the 40th floor.

    I wish I had the speakers of my dreams.
     
  13. Luthierman

    Luthierman Introverted extrovert

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    Granted. Sadly you can't hear them because you wanted to see how far you could shove a pencil in either ear.

    I wish I could shapeshift.
     
  14. Doctordirt

    Doctordirt Silence is Broken

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    Granted. Unfortunately, you find out that you could only do this once. And you used this power to make yourself skinny enough to fit behind the dryer to retrieve and errant sock, because you were too lazy to pull the dryer out. Now you look like Gumby dammit, covered in lint.

    I wish I could dunk a basketball.
     
  15. Cactus Bob

    Cactus Bob Desert Rat Subscriber

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    Wish Granted, but animal parts are used in most hot dogs, and may include skin, lips, pig snouts, organs, fat, and other parts ...
     
  16. Luthierman

    Luthierman Introverted extrovert

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    Granted, but your ability is limited to submerging the ball under water.


    I wish I my fingers could shoot lasers.
     

     

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  17. Rome

    Rome Holsum Honey Buns Subscriber

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    Granted, but two months later you are in court being sued for damages for giving someone the double-finger salute being cutoff in traffic.

    I wish I could feel like I was twenty again.

    Rome
     
  18. jbrainey

    jbrainey Inching Ever Closer To The Void Subscriber

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    Wish granted but unfortunately they run on 12 D cell batteries. I think you know where to insert them.

    I wish I was 16 again.
     
  19. Luthierman

    Luthierman Introverted extrovert

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    granted

    "I wish I was 16 again."
    __________________

    Yes, you are now 16. With the fact that you haven't been laid yet and are randy as hell you accidentally sleep with a man that you thought was a woman. Underage drinking at its finest in a foreign place. This event should probably not be talked about.

    I wish every day was a lucid dream.
     
  20. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Granted. But your wish causes you to never wake up again and you end up with tubes up every orifice.

    I wish I had every record album I ever wanted.
     

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