Granted, but before you tried to play them, you either snagged every stylus you've ever used or you got a double hernia trying to move all those records.
I wish I could read music and play the piano.
The Wish Granting / Wicked Genie Game
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Granted, but before you tried to play them, you either snagged every stylus you've ever used or you got a double hernia trying to move all those records.
I wish I could read music and play the piano.
Granted. But you fall in love in your remarkable skills so bad that you forget to care for/use your vintage gear.
I wish I could extinguish wildfires.
dr*audio
Fish fingers and custard!
Granted. But this results in an endless thirst, and you get arrested for indecent exposure.
I wish I had a Marantz 19 receiver.
finnbow
The Dude Abides
Granted, but a life where you couldn't stop peeing would get old after a while.
I wish Congress would get its heads out of their collective asses.
Wish granted, but you probably won't like it anyways. No Oompah Bands.
I wish I owned a 426 Hemi Roadrunner in B4 Blue. :yes:
Luthierman
Introverted extrovert
It seemed like a good idea at first until you realized you can ONLY fly. Which means you cant touch the ground to stop or slow down enough give your wife an embrace. What a sad, airborne life you now lead. At least now though you never have to fear falling.
I wish I had better eyesight.
eteller
Addicted Member
You do but in the process have lost your sense of smell and can no longer taste beer and pizza so you commit suicide
I wish for Heidi Klum
Granted, but it is the Heidi Klum of 40 years hence, fat and wrinkly.
I wish I could eat anything in any quantity and maintain the same health and weight.
I wish I could eat anything in any quantity and maintain the same health and weight.
bobsvinyl
Painfully Aware
Granted, but you get a craving to eat all the food in the world and a group of peasants kill you with pitchforks.
I wish my Tacoma was 4 wheel drive.
dr*audio
Fish fingers and custard!
Granted, but you didn't wish for it to have an engine, so that's gone, now.
I wish for world peace.
Sandy G
Retired Member
Granted, but if we had world peace, we'd disband the armed forces, & then the Klingons, Romulans, & Cardassians would attack us...Plus, it would be very boring...I wish I had MINT condition 1966 600 Mercedes-Benz Presidential Landaulet, that had a force-field around it, so nobody could clobber it..
dr*audio
Fish fingers and custard!
dr*audio
Fish fingers and custard!
I wish for a Tesla Roadster.
usedto
Lunatic Member
Rome
Holsum Honey Buns
Granted, but Mrs. Claus now wants a divorce & you have to marry her sister!
I wish I could move to a cooler climate area with intermittent days containing rain.
Rome
