Gerrit, that was not meant bad in any way, I am sure you have much more knowledge about other things, but the timing was perfect for your excellent comment to straighten the questions out for us.
I wish we had more of those elephants here in Texas, but the one I have seen is stuffed mostly and hanging on a wall.
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Have you heard the story about the drunk hunter visiting a bar and was bragging he can feel what kind of bullet that killed the stuffed animals blindfolded.
They took a scarf over his eyes and guided him to a deerhead.
Oh, yes he told the crowd after feeling the head, a 38 was used on this one !
The answer was right and next a beaver, he was feeling the fur on the stuffed beaver and said, " Killed with a 22 to the head".
Right again, so after many more drinks the hunter stumbled home to his wife to get some sleep.
The next morning he woke up with a hangover from hell and a blackeye...
At breakfast he asked his wife if she noticed his eye when he came home, couldn't remember if he got in a fight at the bar or not.
Wife told him, "I hit you last night when you crawled in the bed and sneaked your hand inside my panties and said," Skunk, killed with an ax . "