LOL, To funny! You should mention that it has been modified by Senior Engineer's at "Pick Your Hi End Audio Manufacturer" to provide the performance level of a $20K system, with all Class A, discrete MOSFET final output stage, 300WPC, runs on 4 "D" batteries, all in a portable "retro" package that you can bring to the beach + IP6 rated, meaning it is submersible in up to 6 FT of water. In other words, it makes an average HiFi sound like a clock radio....
All this and you only have $40.00 into the entire project. Oh and they have battery life extended to 160Hrs of continuous play at full volume.. Frequency response is 16Hz to 50KHz +/-1db, THD 0.001% at full rated power...LOL. Might as well have some fun...