What Do You Want On Your Headstone?

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  1. pustelniakr

    pustelniakr Silver Miner at Large Super Mod Subscriber

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    Curious if y'all have done any thinking abouts such.

    I have made my desire clear to my beloved. I want, "Now, what was all that about, anyway?"

    How about you?

    Enjoy,
    Rich P
     
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    "However - he tried his best"
     
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    Given my penchant for biting off more projects than I can handle and saying I'll save them for retirement—whether they are old cars, motorcycles, or hi-fi related—I have suggested the double-entendre "He Had All The Parts".
     
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    Name ... 2 dates.
     
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    My loving sons have threatened to list the ten most stupid things they ever heard me say.

    My loving wife wants to know how they'll narrow the list down to only ten....
     
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    I've considered several over the years.

    1) He wasn't as stupid as he looked.
    2) Prime fertilizer, high in nitrates.
    3) Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, with all the metal in me I'll probably rust.
    4) Now that wasn't so bad, was it?
    5) Death isn't that bad. I had lunch with Jimi and Jimbo today.
     
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    "I'll see you in another life brotha"
     
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    My mom always said make sure you have on clean underwear when I went out. So mine will say Finally listened to Mom.
     
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    Get Off My Lawn !
     
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    "This being dead thing just isn't working out."
     
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    "When I die, bury me deep, place 2 speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head, and always play the GRATEFUL DEAD!"
     
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    I intend to regenerate.
     
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    God was imaginary after all.
     
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    What Headstone?
     
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    I told you I didn't feel good!
     
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    It's already chiseled in - "Psst......Down here".
     
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  20. xero-D-hero

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    Stolen from a random bumper sticker >>>> He was'nt a complete idiot,,,some parts were missing...

    :rflmao:

    Bret P.
     
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