What Do You Want On Your Headstone?

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  1. 2526

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    Don't tread on me.
     
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    "I'm really going to miss myself"
     
  3. jhtstone

    jhtstone StarShine 10/23/2014

    Room for 1 more.
     
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    It's Hotter than Hell down here!!!
     
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    "Enjoy every sandwich"

    (thanks to Warren Zevon for that one)
     
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    That could've been worse.
     
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  7. markthefixer

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    No headstone - unless my surviving relatives decide otherwise. The option exists.

    There is a "firearms freedom celebration" put on yearly by some other people I associate with.
    Downstate Illinois, on his farm, the rifle range is over his fields.
    They go through a LOT of Tannerite and ammunition on that day.

    My ashes should be scattered by a large charge (or several charges) of Tannerite downrange over the field.

    Talk about going out with a bang.
     
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    Finally. We thought he'd never leave.
     
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    God... I always told you this would happen!
     
  10. Sandy G

    Sandy G Spiteful Old Cuss Moderator Subscriber

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    1)- Freeze- dry me..
    2) crush into dust.
    3) put ashes/residue into a Manure spreader
    4)Lemme go around again,just one last time..
     
  11. gadget73

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    No desire for such a thing, but if someone insisted it would probably be "Still late for everything". I was born late, and i have seldom been on time for anything since then. Good thing I'm not a woman dating a fella or the poor guy would be in a constant state of worry.
     
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    There will only be waves over me at Chassahowitzka Bay wher I will end up.
     
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    Hey
    Relax, it's later than you think.
    I can't take credit for it. Squirrel Nut Zippers- Hot. Inside cover.
    Eric
     
  15. phantomrebel

    phantomrebel Serial Tapist Subscriber

    Not sure of mine, but my wife has said hers should read "The soul of a woman was 'cremated' below"
     
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    "Don't touch that knob."

    A joke, idk what it'll really say yet.
     
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    Here lies jocko_nc... and why not?
     
  18. SuperjazzyJa

    SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Subscriber

    Don't know what you want? How about some these?

    - Can I put my skin back on now? PLEASE!?

    - Keep your dogs off me

    - Do not read this headstone

    - The weight finally came off and stayed!

    - Boy am I stiff!

    - You're next!

    - I have officially regressed to thinking inside the box.

    - I have a bone to pick with you.

    - I didn't know that it was possible to be terminally awesome. Who'da thunk?
     
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    I am currently practicing X-TREME Meditation
     
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  20. SuperjazzyJa

    SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Subscriber

    That's pretty darn extreme!

    Btw Te-Te, your avatar is awesome. I'm a big Bugs Bunny fan and that's one my favorite episodes.
     
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