Discussion in 'General Off Topic Forums' started by pustelniakr, Sep 10, 2017.
Don't tread on me.
"I'm really going to miss myself"
Room for 1 more.
It's Hotter than Hell down here!!!
"Enjoy every sandwich"
(thanks to Warren Zevon for that one)
That could've been worse.
No headstone - unless my surviving relatives decide otherwise. The option exists.
There is a "firearms freedom celebration" put on yearly by some other people I associate with.
Downstate Illinois, on his farm, the rifle range is over his fields.
They go through a LOT of Tannerite and ammunition on that day.
My ashes should be scattered by a large charge (or several charges) of Tannerite downrange over the field.
Talk about going out with a bang.
Finally. We thought he'd never leave.
God... I always told you this would happen!
1)- Freeze- dry me..
2) crush into dust.
3) put ashes/residue into a Manure spreader
4)Lemme go around again,just one last time..
No desire for such a thing, but if someone insisted it would probably be "Still late for everything". I was born late, and i have seldom been on time for anything since then. Good thing I'm not a woman dating a fella or the poor guy would be in a constant state of worry.
There will only be waves over me at Chassahowitzka Bay wher I will end up.
Headstone is optional, but I am leaving money behind so they can put my ashes in fireworks.
Relax, it's later than you think.
I can't take credit for it. Squirrel Nut Zippers- Hot. Inside cover.
Not sure of mine, but my wife has said hers should read "The soul of a woman was 'cremated' below"
"Don't touch that knob."
A joke, idk what it'll really say yet.
Here lies jocko_nc... and why not?
Don't know what you want? How about some these?
- Can I put my skin back on now? PLEASE!?
- Keep your dogs off me
- Do not read this headstone
- The weight finally came off and stayed!
- Boy am I stiff!
- You're next!
- I have officially regressed to thinking inside the box.
- I have a bone to pick with you.
- I didn't know that it was possible to be terminally awesome. Who'da thunk?
I am currently practicing X-TREME Meditation
That's pretty darn extreme!
Btw Te-Te, your avatar is awesome. I'm a big Bugs Bunny fan and that's one my favorite episodes.
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