What you failed to mention

[Rome]

What you failed to mention was a category 5 hurricane tore through that area.

Last time I tried to pull myself up by my bootstraps, a couple of buttons on my britches popped off!

Rome

 

[SuperLead100]

What you failed to mention is that those buttons became the inspiration for some characters in Tim Burton's "Coraline".

I sleep with an oral apparatus to keep from snoring.

 

[hi*ball]

What you failed to mention is that you are narcoleptic.

I went fishing yesterday and caught my limit!

 

[bobsvinyl]

What you failed to mention is that your were speeding down the highway to go fishing and you got caught going over the limit.

I have no idea what I'm doing tomorrow.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

What you failed to mention is that you have tomorrow off and are expecting a hurricane, an earthquake and locusts!

I need to find a lefthanded smoke sifter for a friend.

 

[SuperLead100]

What you failed to mention is that your friend inhaled and became right handed.

I really love listening to "A Night At The Opera" in it's entirety.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

You failed to mention that it's the Marx Bros. movie and you're blind.

I have to drive to the East side tomorrow.

 

[harman/kardon]

What you failed to mention is that you would be totally helpless without your GPS in order to find the East side.

I really should clean the interior of my daily driver.

 

[Shominy]

what you failed to mention is that it is very hard to get inside your #3 wood.

i should be listening to led zeppelin right now.

 

[Hyperion]

What you failed to mention is that you have forgotten to plug the turntable cables into the phono input on your amplifier.

I need to clean the outside of my car.

 

[harman/kardon]

What you failed to mention is that it is not worth the effort.

I found a half pound of chanterelles today, better than nothing.

 

[bobsvinyl]

What you failed to mention is that the chanterelles were in your neighbor's refrigerator and she called the police and reported you.

I need to finish mowing the lawn.

 

[harman/kardon]

But you can't because it is raining cats and dogs.

I wish I could stay my weight now (182 cm / 190 lbs).

 

[Hyperion]

What you failed to mention was that you only have one foot on the scales!

I think I will buy some beer tonight.

 

[Rome]

What you didn't mention is that you only have some money in coins with no wrappers & the nearest Coin Star is 200 miles away!

I really want to open a Slot Car racing track business.

Rome

 

[tybrad]

What you failed to mention is that it is NOT a casino thing.

I would like to go back onto the Appa Trail.

 

[harman/kardon]

What you failed to mention is that I would like to accompany you.

I regret that the new LED street lamp at the front of our house is so extremely bright.

 

[Shominy]

What you failed to mention is that it has prevented 3 break-ins already.

I WANT 2017 TO BE OVER !!

 

[harman/kardon]

What you failed to mention is that every day we are alive is a precious gift.

I am an outcast because I have no smartphone and I refuse to purchase one - and I like that!

 

[old_tv_nut]

What you failed to mention is that you have Audio Karma to consume your time.

I plan to watch holiday programs on my 60 year old vintage TV.