Whats your favorite quote?

[Gelid]

"Don't be helpful, be available."
Robert Fripp

 

[Te-Te]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[Djcoolray]

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."—Freewheelin' Franklin of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

Also....

In the early seventies there were numerous dopers waliking around with t-shirts that said this on the back....

IT IS BETTER TO HAVE NO MONEY AND HAVE WEED, THAN IT IS TO HAVE MONEY AND NO WEED !!!!

 

[Djcoolray]

George Bernard Shaw....

The reasonable man (conservative) adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man (liberal) persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

 

[Omegaman]

-Once you learn to fake sincerity, the rest is easy!

 

[Te-Te]

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa.

 

[bluestime]

"Now that I have an ox and a sheep, everybody bids me good morrow" Ben Franklin

 

[IPADave]

It’s not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.

– Frank Zappa

 

[Criscross124]

“Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine.”

― Bob Carter

Not sure who Bob Carter is.

 

[trinhsman]

This one is precious!
I know I’m going to get in trouble, but I love it.

 

[rickb119]

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

Allen Greenspan

 

[Te-Te]

What does he know, that I don't know, that I want to know. - Me.

 

[Poultrygeist]

"Education is wasted on the youth"

Wouldn't you love to go back now as you'd take it seriously.

 

[Grenadeslio]

 

[Grenadeslio]

 

[Quadman2]

"I came. I saw. I conquered". ("Veni Vidi Vici")

Julius Caesar

Concise. To the point. Meaningful.


Q

 

[finnbow]

George Bernard Shaw....

The reasonable man (conservative) adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man (liberal) persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Shaw's quote did not include your parenthetical commentary (nor should you have as political topics are off limits on AK).

 

[70's Rockfan]

“Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine.”

― Bob Carter

Not sure who Bob Carter is.

I'm going to email this to my recently ex boss....LOL

 

[c.coyle]

George Bernard Shaw....

The reasonable man (conservative) adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man (liberal) persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Therefore my conclusion is that the US of A is full of reasonable men, while Europe is full of unreasonable men.

"Never trust a quote posted on the Internet." -- Thomas Jefferson

 

[RCD971]

"You can humble yourself, or you can have it done professionally." ^ ^ ^