What's your middle name?

My son "Johnny" has 2 middle names, 'Vinson and Sterling.'
'Sterling', as above was my maternal grandfather and his great grandfather and 'Vinson' is my paternal grandfather. He's also named after my father, 'Johnny.'
I have always used my middle initial in my signature and especially when I found out in the '90s a much younger fellow with my first and last name moved into my area.
There was a period of time when my wife and I would get calls in the middle of the night from young women asking for this guy with MY NAME (!)
It took awhile but the mystery finally unraveled but seriously, how do you explain that to your wife?
I think Shaggy wrote a song with a perfect explanation...
"Wasn't me"
 
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