"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[highvoltage_]

When I can't clean the sink for lack of Comet, I look for Soft Scrub.

 

[Te-Te]

When I look for Soft Scrub, I find hard water stains.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I find hard water stains, I shop for water softeners.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I shop for water softeners, I am not in a library.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I am not in a library, I'm at home in front of my computer.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I'm at home in front of my computer, I am surrounded by vintage audio.

 

[Imprecise]

When I am surrounded by vintage audio, I miss the call to dinner.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I miss the call to dinner, my stomach reminds me.

 

[Shominy]

When my stomach reminds me, it was a Taco Bell party the night before.

 

[highvoltage_]

When it was a Taco Bell party the night before, my other end reminds me.

 

[Te-Te]

When my other end reminds me, the cat gets nervous.

 

[harman/kardon]

When the cat gets nervous, it is time to open the door.

 

[Shominy]

When it's time to open the door, I did something good... ... ... and bad.

 

[vinowino]

When I did something good and bad, my wife wants the bad news first

 

[Imprecise]

When my wife wants the bad news first, there is not going to be any good news.

 

[Te-Te]

When there is not going to be any good news, I buy flowers.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I buy flowers, my wife looks at me like "Why did you do that?"

 

[Shominy]

When my wife looks at me like "Why did you do that?", I just.... don't know.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When I just... don't know, I bat my eyes and look cute.

 

[Imprecise]

When I bat my eyes and look cute, the other guys move away from me.