"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

When I look for the hump, the womenfolk disappear.

 

When the women folk disappear, I feel lonely.

 

When I feel lonely, I talk to the dog.

 

When I talk to the dog, she just criticizes me.

 

When I talk to the dog, he doesn't understand because he has rice for brains. So, I talk to the cat instead. He gets it.

 

When he gets it, no one else does.

 

When no one else does, that's okay because it's just my kitty and me.

 

When that's okay because it's just my kitty and me, I suppose that I am not Chris - I suppose that I am James.

 

When I suppose that I am James, I let my phone make up the post.

 

When I let my phone make up the post, the post gets reported.

 

When the post gets reported, they call it fake media.

 

When they call it fake media, I play a real CD.

 

When I play a real CD, my Turntable doesn't spin.

 

When my turntable doesn't spin, it's because I neither have nor want one.

 

When I neither have nor want to, I don’t.

 

When I don't, I won't.

 

When I won’t, no one can make me.

 

When no one can make me, I stick out my tongue and give a Bronx cheer

 

When I give a Bronx cheer, it’s usually compared to my one finger wave.

 

When it's usually compared to my one finger wave I get into a fight.