"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[Shominy]

When jumping around, I am burning calories.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When burning calories, I take off my sweater.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When I take off my sweater, I flex my muscles and strike a pose.

 

[tybrad]

When I strike a pose, the world stops.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When the world stops, I get off.

 

[tybrad]

When I get off, I umm... umm... umm...


I go WAY off the rails.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I go WAY off the rails, I take a bus.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I take a bus, a smelly, old bum sits next to me who hasn't showered in a year.

 

[Shominy]

When an old bum is near, I stare and make fun.

(no, I really don't . Quite the opposite.)​

 

[Te-Te]

When I stare and make fun, I am looking at myself in the mirror.

 

[noogies]

When I look in the mirror, I see some other cat looking over his shoulder at me.

 

[bobsvinyl]

When I see some other cat looking over his shoulder at me, it must be the Season of the Witch.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When it's the season of the witch, the Almighty protects me.

 

[Shominy]

When the Almighty protects me, I have behaved badly.

 

[noogies]

When I have behaved badly, the devil made me do it.

 

[Shominy]

When the devil makes me do it, I go out in a shower of confetti.

 

[noogies]

When I go out in a shower of confetti, people take me for a female impersonator.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When people take me for a female impersonator, I show them that I'm not that good at making everything match.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I'm not that good at making everything match, I dress in plaid.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I dress in plaid, I am plaid no attention.