"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[OnTheBlitz]

When I've caught the flu, I eat chicken soup.

 

[Shominy]

When I eat chicken soup, there damn well better be wild rice in it.

 

[Marine0811]

When there damn well be wil rice in it, I prefer it mixed with risotto.

 

[Shominy]

When I mix it with risotto, I am eating well.

 

[Te-Te]

When I am eating well, I nap often.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

I nap often often after eating my forearm size burritos.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When I eat forearm- sized burritos, I have to take my foot out of my mouth.

 

[noogies]

When I have to take my foot out of my mouth, it means I've been posting on AK again.

 

[harman/kardon]

When it means I've been posting on AK again, I suppose that I am still alive.

 

[Shominy]

When I suppose that I am still alive, I must be thinking, and therefore I am.

 

[noogies]

When I am, I say.

 

[Imprecise]

When I say, no one is there

 

[OnTheBlitz]

No one is there, when the tree falls in the forest.

 

[noogies]

When the tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When it makes a sound, I know that forearm size burrito was good.

 

[noogies]

When the forearm-sized burrito was good, I definitely don't fart, making a sound like a tree falling in the forest!

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I make a sound like a tree falling in the forest, I write it in my log book.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I write it in my log book, I feel chopped and burned.

 

[Imprecise]

When I feel chopped and burned, I should have ordered the burger medium rare

 

[TheObject]

When I order the burger medium rare, I should have asked for extra onions.