"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[noogies]

When I am "plaid" no attention, I have to resort to sequins, pink sunglasses and a white three-piece disco suit.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When I resort to a white disco suit, I'm staying alive, staying alive!

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I'm staying alive, staying alive, I'm practicing the rhythm for CPR.

 

[noogies]

Unfortunately, when one is practicing the rhythm for CPR, things aren't looking too good for the patient.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When things aren't looking too good for the patient, I get impatient.

 

[noogies]

When I get impatient, mistakes can be made.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When mistakes are made, everything goes sideways in a hurry.

 

[ETLS]

When everything goes sideways in a hurry, I am driving too fast on ice.

 

[noogies]

When I'm driving too fast on ice, it's too damn cold out.

 

[ETLS]

When it's too damn cold out, I'm still wearing shorts.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I'm wearing shorts, women throw up.

 

[Te-Te]

When women throw up, they can't fill out the honey-do list.

 

[ETLS]

When they can't fill out the honey-do list, it's nap time.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When it's nap time, I'm happy.

 

[noogies]

When SJJ's happy, everybody's happy.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When everybody's happy, someone's not paying attention.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When someone's not paying attention, we all fall down and laugh.

 

[Shominy]

When we all fall down and laugh, we all end up with broken hips.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When we all end up with broken hips......................bah buh bah bah bah.................................... WE STOP DANCING!



DNU: Anyone know what's being referred to here?

Apparently not.

 

[bobsvinyl]

We stop dancing when they start shooting horses.