"When your lawn ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY needs to be cut in a hurry"

[MaxxVolume]

"You call the only guy in town with a mower that runs the quarter mile in the tens...."
(This some sick shit.... )

 

[gadget73]

putting an engine into a mower to make it go fast is easy, now if it goes fast *and* still cuts grass I'm impressed.

Thats gotta be a scary ride. Narrow, short wheelbase with no suspension and that much power. I'm hoping it has something better for steering and brakes than what you usually get on a mower, though given how much wheel movement I see maybe not.

 

[E.Man]

Where is that ? ID the accent at the end ?
Deep Redneck ?

The whole thing is very dangerous but the driving is on the safe side. ..... given the situation .... and if nothing unexpected happens.

With the work and engineering involved I can't help wonder what else could have been achieved.

 

[UncleBingo]

Isn't this how Lamborghini got started? Hahaha!

 

[UncleBingo]

Sounds just like Dale Gribble from "King of the Hill"!

 

[UncleBingo]

With the work and engineering involved I can't help wonder what else could have been achieved.

As long as no one sneezes in the vicinity of that barn, zero man-hours are expected to be lost to injury.

 

[UncleBingo]

Thats gotta be a scary ride. Narrow, short wheelbase with no suspension and that much power. I'm hoping it has something better for steering and brakes than what you usually get on a mower, though given how much wheel movement I see maybe not.

That reminds me. Time to put a fresh crutch-tip on the motorized pogo stick...

 

[Grenadeslio]

 

[E.Man]

Sounds just like Dale Gribble from "King of the Hill"!

Sorry, that doesn't mean anything to me.

 

[Grenadeslio]

Sorry, that doesn't mean anything to me.

You're not missing anything.

 

[UncleBingo]

 

[E.Man]

Okaaaaay.
I have to agree about not missing anything there.
Being in Oz I was just curious about the location of the 'mower' if anyone could get closer than my guess. Not because I want to go there ! Just curious.

 

[Grenadeslio]

Okaaaaay.
I have to agree about not missing anything there.
Being in Oz I was just curious about the location of the 'mower' if anyone could get closer than my guess. Not because I want to go there ! Just curious.

Animated television here has sunk to the level of Jerry Springer, and why not we live in a Jerry Springer society now.

If you don't know who Jerry Springer is, again you're not missing much.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Where is that ? ID the accent at the end ?
Deep Redneck ?.

Well....let`s just say "He dee-vorced his wife, but she`s still his sister !"

 

[ETLS]

Isn't this how Lamborghini got started? Hahaha!

You're thinking of Lawnborghini. Their competition can't even push up daisies.

 

[sKiZo]

Wonder if he get's invited to ride that thing in the local parades? ;-}

Animated television here has sunk to the level of Jerry Springer, and why not we live in a Jerry Springer society now.

I beg to differ ... animated tv is just now hitting it's peak with gems like this ...

 

[Grenadeslio]

Wonder if he get's invited to ride that thing in the local parades? ;-}



I beg to differ ... animated tv is just now hitting it's peak with gems like this ...

I beg to differ your begging lol.

 

[sKiZo]

I'll see your Yosemite Sam and raise you one Ted ... ;-}

 

[Grenadeslio]

I'll see your Yosemite Sam and raise you one Ted ... ;-}

Really?

 

[RickeyM]

Big block Chevy, pffft. How 'bout something with class like a 110cu-in Harley V-Twin?