Who's been licking your what?

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  1. teal'c

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  2. cratz2

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    I read somewhere that licking doorknobs and door handles is a thing. As in not an incredibly rare thing. Unusual, but not super uncommon.
     
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    uh, NOT what I was expecting when I saw the post title. I just had to click on it.:lurk:
     
  4. the skipper

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    well, then there's this guy, but at least he had a reason...

     
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    Was a song about that by chuck berry :whip:
     
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    All I can say is :wtf:
     
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  7. teal'c

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    Not quite. First, he was playing with his own, and second, Mr. Berry never said word one about licking it.
     
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    Iiiiiiiiii got nothing. :smoke:
     
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    Anyone ever see Jon Waters movie A Dirty Shame? All about odd fetishes. One scene has a guy licking someones tires, then eating everything out of an ash tray.

    There is a term for this

    Mysophilia
    Mysophilia relates to soiled or dirty material or people. Mysophiliacs may find dirt, soiled underwear, feces, or vomit to be sexually arousing.

    It is possible for people with mysophilia to be aroused by unclean locales, such as an alleyway, or a dirty room/bathroom; wearing the same clothing for many days at a time; or not bathing, from mere days to several weeks.
     
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  11. sKiZo

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    Don't even think of it !!

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    I can see the state designating them as hardware offenders and requiring that they go door to door in the neighborhood telling everyone they're a knob licker. Wonder if they'd be able to resist getting in a lick or two if no one's home?
     

     

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    Eeeeuuuuw!
     
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  13. teal'c

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    This seems to me to be a bad idea...
     
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    Just thinking about all that bacteria festering away on that door knob...pukee
     
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    You need to Youtube Carlin immune system.
     
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  17. Harvestor

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    Google.. ( toilet licking )
     

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