Write a Limerick

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by bobsvinyl, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. HarmanKardon

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    Today I enjoyed the smile of the nurse
    For sure my heart beated faster than hers.
    Mom's hospital room is fine
    (Though there is no bottle of wine)
    But will quite seriously hurt our purse.
     

     

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  2. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    It's great when you get relief from your blues
    Because the nurse has brought you good news.
    We wish your Mom the best
    And some comfortable rest
    And all the tender care she can use.
     
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  3. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    I scribbled my name on the list
    to see the new lady urologist
    But it wasn't so great
    when she checked my prostate
    With her hand in the form of a fist
     
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  4. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    The description of CoogarXR's MD
    Certainly seems like extreme hyperbole.
    And yet, just the same
    I want to exclaim
    I'm glad it didn't happen to me!
     
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  5. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Time to wish all of you much good cheer.
    Raise a glass, pour some wine, crack a beer.
    It sure nice to celebrate
    with your family and mate
    for Christmas and a Happy New Year!
     
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  6. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    This Christmas I'm writing to you
    Our friendship to warmly renew.
    May the season be glad,
    The best that you've had,
    And all of your best dreams come true.

    Cheers, og
     

     

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  7. HarmanKardon

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    DNU

    Probably one of the most beautiful Limericks in this thread, thank you so much, Dave!

    DNU
     
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  8. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    Wax candles on our fine Christmas tree,
    Let them burn with responsibility
    And attentiveness.
    No drunkenness!
    Enjoy what beauty is here to see!
     
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  9. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    I hope Santa came down your flue
    With lots of nice presents for you.
    And also, my friends,
    I hope next year portends
    Peace, health, and happiness too.
     
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  10. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Santa flew his reindeer right past our house.
    That jolly old elf turned into a louse.
    Our chimney had a big fire
    he said it made him perspire,
    so he skipped us and went home to his spouse.
     
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  11. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    There's one thing about cold Decembers
    Santa hopes that Bobsvinyl remembers:
    To do him no harm
    With a welcome too warm
    And put out those hot glowing embers.
     
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  12. Hyperion

    Hyperion Roobarb & Custard Subscriber

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    There was a young lady called Miss Pymm,
    Who was exceedingly thin,
    As she essayed to drink lemonade,
    She slipped through the straw and fell in!

    (Not original :( )
     
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  13. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    There once was a man they called Bill
    whose nose was the size of a hill.
    When he came down with a cold
    everyone nearby took hold
    'cause they knew his sneezes could kill.
     
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  14. Hyperion

    Hyperion Roobarb & Custard Subscriber

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    There was an old girl of Genoa,
    And I blush when I think that Iowa,
    She's gone to her rest,
    It's all for the best,
    Otherwise I would borrow Samoa.
     
  15. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    Now it remains to be seen
    If I can keep my resolve to get lean.
    It would be dandy,
    Except I have candy
    Left over from last Halloween.
     
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  16. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Winter is filled with cold and snow drifts
    and there isn't much new at the thrifts.
    So I wander downstairs,
    set up speakers in pairs
    and listen to some great guitar riffs.
     
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  17. CoogarXR

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    Don't forget about skiing and snowboarding
    Winter games can be fun and rewarding
    Hot chicks and hot drinks
    'round the ice-skating rinks
    Take a break from the audio hoarding
     
  18. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    Did you realize that the old popular song "Meet Me In St. Louis" was written in limericks?
     
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  19. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    My back is too bad to ski as you said.
    Hot chicks would just make my wife whack my head.
    So I put on boots and socks
    and take my the dog out for walks
    then I warm up at home spinning some Dead.
     
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  20. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    A nice pressing is a thing to behold.
    A Robert Ludwig is like striking gold.
    You just sit back and listen
    And your eyes start to glisten
    As the sonic sweetness starts to unfold.
     
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