Write a Limerick

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by bobsvinyl, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Djcoolray

    Djcoolray Super Member

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    A rocks throw from JBLM !!!!
    Once upon a time
    There were some fellows that thought they could rhyme
    They fretted with this
    Never thought they were amiss
    And lovingly they hadn't committed a crime.....
     
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  2. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    I wonder just what is the trigger
    When the limerick thread shows some new vigor.
    Is it only the time
    To find three words that rhyme,
    Or is it just boredom? Go figure!
     
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  3. Djcoolray

    Djcoolray Super Member

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    There once was a boy with a new stereo
    Thought he was a real Romeo
    Tried to convince the girls of this
    Never got a kiss.....
    Sadly, never got married and still lives in Sausilido!
     
  4. DonQuixote99

    DonQuixote99 just give me some truth

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    There was a young belle of Natchez
    Whose garments were always in patchez.
    When comment arose
    On the state of her clothes,
    She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!

    --Ogden Nash
     
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  5. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    There was an old lady from Benin,
    Her body was terribly aching.
    The exam was hard
    In the medical ward
    But luckily the samples were benign.
     
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  6. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof Subscriber

    Yeaahhh!!! - Great stuff, Chris! :banana::banana::banana:

    To continue:

    There once was a fellow called Chris
    Who was granted the gift of one wish;
    He wished his Ma would get better,
    If the good Lord would let her;
    And the result was a hit, not a miss!

    Cheers, og
     
  7. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    No one really likes to have to be ill.
    You see a doctor and then take a pill.
    A blanket wrapped around you,
    and a cup of tea or two,
    You'll feel better until you get the bill.
     
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  8. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    Today I enjoyed the smile of the nurse
    For sure my heart beated faster than hers.
    Mom's hospital room is fine
    (Though there is no bottle of wine)
    But will quite seriously hurt our purse.
     
  9. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    It's great when you get relief from your blues
    Because the nurse has brought you good news.
    We wish your Mom the best
    And some comfortable rest
    And all the tender care she can use.
     
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  10. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    I scribbled my name on the list
    to see the new lady urologist
    But it wasn't so great
    when she checked my prostate
    With her hand in the form of a fist
     
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  11. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    The description of CoogarXR's MD
    Certainly seems like extreme hyperbole.
    And yet, just the same
    I want to exclaim
    I'm glad it didn't happen to me!
     
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  12. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Time to wish all of you much good cheer.
    Raise a glass, pour some wine, crack a beer.
    It sure nice to celebrate
    with your family and mate
    for Christmas and a Happy New Year!
     
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  13. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof Subscriber

    This Christmas I'm writing to you
    Our friendship to warmly renew.
    May the season be glad,
    The best that you've had,
    And all of your best dreams come true.

    Cheers, og
     
  14. HarmanKardon

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    DNU

    Probably one of the most beautiful Limericks in this thread, thank you so much, Dave!

    DNU
     
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  15. HarmanKardon

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    Wax candles on our fine Christmas tree,
    Let them burn with responsibility
    And attentiveness.
    No drunkenness!
    Enjoy what beauty is here to see!
     
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  16. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    I hope Santa came down your flue
    With lots of nice presents for you.
    And also, my friends,
    I hope next year portends
    Peace, health, and happiness too.
     
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  17. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Santa flew his reindeer right past our house.
    That jolly old elf turned into a louse.
    Our chimney had a big fire
    he said it made him perspire,
    so he skipped us and went home to his spouse.
     
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  18. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    There's one thing about cold Decembers
    Santa hopes that Bobsvinyl remembers:
    To do him no harm
    With a welcome too warm
    And put out those hot glowing embers.
     
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  19. Hyperion

    Hyperion Roobarb & Custard Subscriber

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    There was a young lady called Miss Pymm,
    Who was exceedingly thin,
    As she essayed to drink lemonade,
    She slipped through the straw and fell in!

    (Not original :( )
     
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  20. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    There once was a man they called Bill
    whose nose was the size of a hill.
    When he came down with a cold
    everyone nearby took hold
    'cause they knew his sneezes could kill.
     
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