Write a Limerick

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by bobsvinyl, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. KevinJS

    KevinJS Addicted Member

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    A tone deaf young guy from Montrose
    said "For me, its as plain as my nose.
    I can't hear worth a damn
    but want to show who I am
    So my system just has to be Bose."
     
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  2. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    There are lots of games here, I deem,
    With "almost the name" as a theme.
    So here is my gimmick:
    This is almost a limerick...
     
  3. luckyed

    luckyed Addicted Member

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    I went out last night to the pub,
    With friends, had beer and some grub.
    Met a new woman there,
    We all had some beer,
    Next morning I found her naked in my tub.
     
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  4. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    luckyed decided to withdraw
    from our community, no more
    posts by him - missed by Chris.
    So deeply sad this is.
    (Was a part of our family core.)
     
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  5. oldgringo

    oldgringo Apolitical - 'Woof'! Subscriber

    'Cos his ending will never be seen ;)

    Cheers, og
     
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  6. DonQuixote99

    DonQuixote99 just give me some truth

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    If Luckeyed got lucky with luck
    We'd likely admire his pluck
    But I'm scratching my head
    Shouldn't there be a bed?
    A bathtub's no place for a schmuck. :)
     
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  7. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    A challenge you think I should take?
    To devour an 80oz steak?
    Oh I will continue
    Through the gristle and sinew
    At the end I might even want cake :)
     
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  8. old_tv_nut

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    An eighty ounce steak you could chew,
    And be hungry when you are through?
    But with spuds and a veg
    I would allege
    That's something that you couldn't do.
     
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  9. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    I used to eat out at a great place
    where the steak was as high as your face.
    If you ate what they made
    then your whole bill was paid
    and your photo went in their front case.


    (The restaurant was in Utah, I think it was called Teresa's Indian Village. Each table was inside a teepee. If you ate their 68 oz. steak, you got your meal free, a t-shirt and your picture on their wall of fame. I never tried to do it.)
     
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  10. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    In a grocery store in old Lahore
    I saw Shirley; surely, I've seen her before.
    Shirley, girl of my ballad,
    Surely only eats salad.
    Once you've seen her, you've seen herbivore.

    [fixed a typo or two]
     
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  11. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    When you mentioned the girl from Lahore,
    I though sure you would end with "a whore"
    'Cuz it wasn't her diet
    That caused such a riot
    'Twas the way she could spread a cold sore.
     
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  12. oldgringo

    oldgringo Apolitical - 'Woof'! Subscriber

    There was a girl from Rabat,
    Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
    It was fun in the breeding,
    But hell in the feeding,
    When she found she had no tit for Tat.

    Cheers, og
     
  13. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    There once was a maid in the west
    Who was known for the curves of her chest.
    When one day by chance
    She required an ambulance
    They carried her out two abreast.
     
  14. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    `Watching them hunt Oak Island for treasure
    Makes me think that sure would be a pleasure.
    gold coins so pretty and round
    that were dug up from the ground
    and I would spend them all at my leisure.
     
  15. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    I like to watch a show, Forged In Fire,
    Where some blacksmiths compete and perspire.
    They bang on molten steel
    and use a grinding wheel
    to make blades that can cut through a tire.
     
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  16. DonQuixote99

    DonQuixote99 just give me some truth

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    Very good, OTN. May we collaborate here? I was inspired to create a derivative work....
    -------------------------------
    There once was a maid in the west
    Whose curves were all in her chest
    Which unbalanced the load
    She fell hard, I am told
    They carried her out two abreast.
     
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  17. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    I always dreamt of getting a plaque!
    The moment of receipt is still vague...
    Fate don't be unfair,
    Already got nuff grey hair.
    So don't make this issue sorta plague!
     
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  18. old_tv_nut

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    You think that a plaque would help show
    What all of us already know:
    Your efforts incessant
    Make AK so pleasant!
    So you want a plaque? Here you go!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. DonQuixote99

    DonQuixote99 just give me some truth

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    After being for some while absented
    I looked for the new rhymes invented
    But what I did spy
    Brought a tear to my eye
    The most perfect plaque ever presented!
     
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  20. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    A plaque for Chris is like a laurel wreath.
    A great honor upon him was bequeathed.
    It was very well deserved
    Chris always stands by his word.
    Most people only get plaque on their teeth.
     
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