Write a Limerick

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by bobsvinyl, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    There were a few old threads I read,
    That sadly had all gone dead,

    So I gave it my most,
    And added a post

    And we'll see what the next guy said.
    :p
     
  2. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Those on the Nitty Gritty team,
    never sound at all obscene.

    'Cause where the records collect,
    theres' a sign that's erect

    That says, "Please Keep it Clean"
    :p
     
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  3. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    There once was a collector named Benoit
    His record albums were his pride and joy.
    He read front and back covers
    Some great things he discovers
    like if the LP is the real McCoy.
     
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  4. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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    As I fired up my old Pioneer
    I deduced that the tunes sounded queer
    Reading schematic maps
    I renewed all the caps
    Now improvement is perfectly clear
     
  5. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    My turntable built by Telefunken
    Sounded a bit like a sick monkey.
    Replaced Ortofon -
    Installed Bang Olufson,
    Er, Olufsen, now sounds telefunky.
     
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  6. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    One Saturday when I was bored
    I picked up a used Miracord.
    It came with two needles
    I played me some Beatles
    and thought about how well I scored.
     
  7. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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    I purchased an old TAGMcLaren
    Thus my checking account became barren
    So off went the wife
    Now my subsequent life
    is a tale of divorce I am sharin'
     
  8. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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    On the heels of my recent divorce
    as I no longer beat a dead horse
    I was asked by a friend,
    "Do the means to an end
    make you happy and rich?" Well of course
     
  9. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    @dave - weren't you the with avatar saying "and she cooks too"?
    (I was always envious of you ...lol)
     
  10. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Well I'm happy to say I'm back,
    after reading a thread about FLAC

    They all rant and rave
    as they compared it to WAV

    In the end all the matters is the DAC
    :p
     
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  11. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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    DNU
    No i believe that is "just dave" with the avatar of his wife.
     
  12. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Ah Gotcha
     
  13. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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    A fellow performed quite a stunt
    with a football he managed to punt
    The fans gasped aloud
    It soared into the crowd
    and hit a girl square in the knee
     
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  14. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Geez Dave, that doesn't rhyme ......... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (or does it?)
    Very clever
    :)
     
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  15. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    I went to the county fair.
    The birds and the beasts were there -
    Deep fried, on a stick.
    Oh, what kind to pick?
    And with what beer should each of those pair?
     
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  16. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Tonight we ate some barbecued chicken
    I can say it was quite finger lickin'.
    I yelled out "My oh my!
    as I grabbed for a thigh
    I was careful whose thigh I was picking.
     
  17. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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  18. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    Dave issued a BUMP here today.
    Could that be all he had to say?
    A poke with a stick
    Or with a limerick
    Would be more effective, I say.
     
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  19. Dave_1962

    Dave_1962 Lunatic Member

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    It's true that I posted a bump
    for the thread had gone into a slump.
    To prevent fellow posters
    from becoming coasters
    I may have come off as a chump.
     
  20. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Kudos to Bobvinyl's bride,
    for swiftly kicking his hyde,

    'cause he was playing his Beatles
    with his Micracord's two needles

    And using the 78 side

    (tsk tsk tsk)
    :p
     
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