Write a Limerick

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by bobsvinyl, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Oh Dave, a chump you are not
    You care for this thread a whole lot

    You just had not the time
    to come up with a rhyme

    We still appreciate you a lot.
    :)
     
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  2. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Bobsvinyl's excuses are lies :p
    about not touching some lady's thighs

    They belonged to Sally Anders
    And not Colonel Sanders

    Would chicken make his drum stick rise ????

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa! (I hope this is acceptable - just meant in fun)
     
  3. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    I was born in 1951.
    Those simpler times were really quite fun.
    Five channels on the telly
    Home cooked food in my belly
    we spent all day outside in the sun.
     
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  4. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Jody T. has revived this old thread.
    It has risen back up from the dead
    It's post 703
    and as you all can see
    The witty rhymes still mess with your head.
     
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  5. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    I guess I'll come back for the "bump"
    Then run for the hills like ol' Gump
    I don't have much time
    To work on a rhyme
    I've gotta go take a big dump
     
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  6. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Coogar; no need to fit
    You can't always have a rhyming bit.

    You did your best,
    Now take a rest

    Especially after taking a s s-s-s ------shower
    :p
    (yep that's the ticket)
     
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  7. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    New Hampshire in '51,
    before the Interstate was known to anyone

    All the platters were idler,
    and the music was milder

    And "BabysVinyl" was having such fun

    He'd grow up with no career in Pharma,
    Never really cared for Schwarma

    But one thing he found,
    He really liked good sound,

    And posting limericks on 'Karma!
    :) Yay!
     
  8. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Will that turntable thief never learn,
    Speeding in his loot-filled Saturn

    The cop had him confused,
    When he said not amused,

    "You're gonna have to pay for that U-Turn".
    :p
     
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  9. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    The last post is now two weeks in age,
    I'm here to express my outrage.

    To some it's imperceptible
    But to me it's unacceptable

    That "Limericks" aren't always on the first page.
    :p
     
  10. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    It certainly does seem very timelich
    To give this-here topic the Heimlich.
    Or was it CPR?
    Whatever it are,
    I just want to thank you most kindlich!
     
  11. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Haaaaaaaaaaa!

    I always try to go for broke,
    so this rhymey little thread doesn't croak

    'Cause without our sense of humour,
    or your life-saving maneuver

    This very topic would choke
    :)
     
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  12. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Wow! I feel like poo!
    My limerick career is through

    I'm now very irate,
    that I failed on my mandate

    To prevent this thread going to Page Two
    :p
     
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  13. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    You should know this posting page race
    Has a truly Wonderland pace.
    To avoid being last
    You have to run fast
    And then you just stay in one place.
     
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  14. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    At work sometimes I am distracted
    My workload is duly impacted
    It's on forums I post
    But it's usually most
    Ramblings that should be redacted
     
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  15. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    When the costumed kids come down my street,
    Ring the bell, and exclaim "Trick or Treat"
    They all get some candy
    But I think it's dandy
    To have some left-overs to eat.
     
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  16. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    The Sunday here is almost over
    Here and likely also in Dover.
    We had a severe storm:
    Many leaves on the lawn.
    Instead of raking I'll use the mower.
     
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  17. Ilikevinyl

    Ilikevinyl Cool Breeze Subscriber

    The trees still have leaves
    Raking messes with my knees
    John Deere is dead
    Wasn't thinking that day with my head
    Now have to call someone to do the yard! :mad:
     
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  18. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Raking leaves is something I'm hating.
    There is no sense even debating.
    Each year there are still more
    than the autumn before.
    I think the damned leaves have been mating.
     
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  19. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    Raking leaves my "lawn" never needs;
    But the gravel is home to blown-in seeds.
    So, some time in June
    Before the monsoon
    I have it sprayed to prevent the weeds.
     
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  20. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    If you went to a limerick convention.
    This thread wouldn't get any mention.
    Be part of the solution
    And make a contribution
    And maybe we could get some attention.
     
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