Write a Limerick

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by bobsvinyl, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Will that turntable thief never learn,
    Speeding in his loot-filled Saturn

    The cop had him confused,
    When he said not amused,

    "You're gonna have to pay for that U-Turn".
    :p
     
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  2. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    The last post is now two weeks in age,
    I'm here to express my outrage.

    To some it's imperceptible
    But to me it's unacceptable

    That "Limericks" aren't always on the first page.
    :p
     
  3. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    It certainly does seem very timelich
    To give this-here topic the Heimlich.
    Or was it CPR?
    Whatever it are,
    I just want to thank you most kindlich!
     
  4. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Haaaaaaaaaaa!

    I always try to go for broke,
    so this rhymey little thread doesn't croak

    'Cause without our sense of humour,
    or your life-saving maneuver

    This very topic would choke
    :)
     
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  5. Jody Thornton

    Jody Thornton Just Enjoying the Music

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    Wow! I feel like poo!
    My limerick career is through

    I'm now very irate,
    that I failed on my mandate

    To prevent this thread going to Page Two
    :p
     
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  6. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    You should know this posting page race
    Has a truly Wonderland pace.
    To avoid being last
    You have to run fast
    And then you just stay in one place.
     
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  7. CoogarXR

    CoogarXR Super Member

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    At work sometimes I am distracted
    My workload is duly impacted
    It's on forums I post
    But it's usually most
    Ramblings that should be redacted
     
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  8. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    When the costumed kids come down my street,
    Ring the bell, and exclaim "Trick or Treat"
    They all get some candy
    But I think it's dandy
    To have some left-overs to eat.
     
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  9. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    The Sunday here is almost over
    Here and likely also in Dover.
    We had a severe storm:
    Many leaves on the lawn.
    Instead of raking I'll use the mower.
     
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  10. Ilikevinyl

    Ilikevinyl Cool Breeze Subscriber

    The trees still have leaves
    Raking messes with my knees
    John Deere is dead
    Wasn't thinking that day with my head
    Now have to call someone to do the yard! :mad:
     
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  11. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Raking leaves is something I'm hating.
    There is no sense even debating.
    Each year there are still more
    than the autumn before.
    I think the damned leaves have been mating.
     
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  12. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    Raking leaves my "lawn" never needs;
    But the gravel is home to blown-in seeds.
    So, some time in June
    Before the monsoon
    I have it sprayed to prevent the weeds.
     
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  13. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    If you went to a limerick convention.
    This thread wouldn't get any mention.
    Be part of the solution
    And make a contribution
    And maybe we could get some attention.
     
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  14. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    I'm dreaming of a Christmas so white,
    Of a silent and bright Christmas night.
    Don't remember the last
    One - once in the past...
    I think now I deserve one. I'm right?
     
  15. dyche01

    dyche01 "Buy high. Sell low" Subscriber

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    I woke from a Christmas Eve trance
    And surveyed the room with a glance
    By the light of the lamp
    I saw and old amp
    Yes, Santa had left a Marantz!
     
  16. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    My printer was giving me heck.
    Four hours on the phone with a tech.
    But now that it's humming
    I recall Christmas is coming.
    Guess I'll get there before I'm a wreck.
     
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  17. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    Zombie Christmas is what I desire
    Walking dead gathered around the fire.
    A foul stench arose
    from their musty old clothes
    as they put Aunt Joan in the deep fryer.
     
  18. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    To want a Christmas that is ghoulish
    Seems to me extremely foolish.
    Not only will it stifle laughter,
    But you'll find on the day after
    Friends will treat you very coolish.

    Take a tip from Ebenezer
    (Scrooge, that is, that sour old geezer)
    Heed the lessons of Christmas ghosts
    And old Marley's warnings most
    And get the Christmas spirit, please, sir.
     
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  19. onwardjames

    onwardjames Hoardimus Maximus Subscriber

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    So it's time to stoke the fires of the economy
    With purchases and ritualistic monotony
    But the point that I shall be arguin'
    While I hold my Black Friday Bargain
    Is that this ordeal takes too much out of me.
     
  20. old_tv_nut

    old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber

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    The Christmas frenzy - some deplore it
    While they seem to eagerly explore it.
    It's tough to listen to their bragging
    About how shopping has them dragging.
    It seems they secretly adore it.

    And so they moan about the fray
    That they endure till Christmas day.
    If it's so bad, why don't they stop
    Instead of shopping til they drop?
    Or do they want it just that way?
     

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