There was an AKer named ButtonsandBose
Whose vintage speakers had just gone comatose.
He replaced both the voice coils
And on the surrounds he toils.
He better ask for help from the AK pros.
Spring can't get here soon enough.
Even some at AK have been gruff.
It's hard to be immune,
when what you say is impugned.
Who knew a cable thread would cause such fisticuffs?
There are threads that cause quite a bit of contention
Like what are the latest audio inventions?
Which cable is the best?
Does it pass all the tests?
CDs versus vinyl I'll try not to mention.
I know it was not your intention,
but CDs vs vinyl was mentioned.
The answer is final,
the better is vinyl.
I can't imagine there will be any dissention.
While auditioning some vinyl with Kevin,
Hearing Black Dog, and Stairway to Heaven,
As he reached for the dial,
I looked up with a smile,
And yelled, “Mate, crank it up to 11”
Feeling sad that this thread had so dwindled
That some who enjoyed it felt swindled
Now to it see it reviving
And perhaps even thriving
I am happy to see it rekindled
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His writing caused me cranial bruising.
What strange thoughts am I reading?
and the words are misleading.
It's sdrawkcab sentences I'm perusing.
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The snow is finally melting away.
Blue skies and sunshine are now here to stay.
Open your windows wide
Let the fresh air inside
And yard sales will start now, hip hip hooray!
Bob gets a fresh LP attack
And comes home with them in a stack
When he goes out in search of vinyl
At yard sales, where the sales are final.
He knows he cannot take them back.
The Winter had been cold over here.
Lately it was clear it's end was near.
Now we have Summer
Which is a bummer.
No springtime again - time for some beer...
Today is the twelfth day of this May.
And really all that I have to say
With these small lyrics
Without any tricks
The twelfth of May is Limerick's Day.
I did not know limericks had their own day
Edward Lear's birthday is why it's here to stay.
so write your stories and rhymes
about all those funny times
And we will honor good old Ed every May .
My right foot is broken and sore,
Can't put weight on it no more.
Doc said once it has knit
I could tap dance with it.
I said "Funny - I couldn't before!"