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Sorry to hear that you've broken your foot.
Now that you have to sit down and stay put,
You could lay on the sofa and curl up,
And follow the path of the world cup
Unless the damned TV's kaput.
 
Breaking bones is not a fun thing to do.
If it's your foot, you can not wear your shoe.
You have to hop up and down
while your face sports a frown
as you angle your way into the loo.
 
Seems my love for linear tracking will rekindle,
It sits ninety degrees to the spindle.

It plays really well,
But I actually can't tell,

Does the tracking error really dwindle?
 
Tracking error occurs on the trail
if your hunting skills are pretty stale.
You thought a cow was a deer.
You better lay off the beer
or be known for your ultimate fail.

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I had some problems with stress,
It made my life a real mess

It was the worst thing to choose
I medicated it with booze

So I would feel a whole lot less.

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That part of my life has gone,
So now time for a new dawn.

I really don't think,
I will have another drink

And be seen passing out on the lawn.
:)
 
There once was a lady from Dover
Who thought that her love life was over.
But then came the time
She learned a new rhyme
And found a new lover from Plover.
 
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