Not Fade away?
DNU...
OK:
Don't try this at [Your] home!!! Place Scotch Egg in bowl / place bowl in microwave / Cook on full for two minutes / Take hot bowl from microwave / Place hot bowl in room-temp bowl / Take bowls and fork into living [dining] room; and sit down / Dig fork into Scotch Egg / Experience very sharp explosion / Spend next half hour picking up; wiping up; vacuuming up bits of Scotch Egg shit through a ten-foot, 270 degree radius around room!!! / Wipe off reading glasses...
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today!)
...DNU
Cheers, og