I'll vote for my 1986 Pontiac Fiero. A momentary lapse of reason, there, fellas.
The thing was cherry condition- babied all it's life, extremely low miles (around 40k), nice and classy American Racing rims. Not a scratch on it, interior flawless, tires brand new, you could eat off the engine bay.
It handled like a dream- stuck to the road like it was on rails. A baby Corvette, they called it, and by the way it handled, I'd agree. Entrance ramps at 60 were fun- it stuck like it was suction cupped to the road.
That's where the fun ends though.
Any time you got stuck in traffic, the engine, mid-mounted, would heat up. Sometimes stall. The starter would heat up and weld itself temporarily shut, stranding you wherever it decided to stall. If in the middle of the road, so be it- get out and push.
It handled well, but whenever it was wet outside, it'd get squirrely. Coming up an on-ramp one night, this time at normal speeds for rain, making the corner, I was met with a bit of road dibris and oil from a recent accident. I spun 90 degrees, then regained it. But this was a charactoristic of the car, so well balanced, that once it did get slippery, it had a tendency to spin.
Every once in a while, in odd weather, the door handles felt like they were attached with rubber bands or gummy worms. Nice weather, they worked flawlessly.
Sensors would fail 2-3 months, one after another.
Electronics would act up and dance, fluctuate during damp days. How hot were you running? What was your battery charging? What was your engine coolant temp? How much gas did you have? Pick a number, take a guess. It was more reliable than the gauges.
Coolant would freeze under the car, despite proper coolant mixture. The radiator was in the front of the car, the hoses ran down what would normally be the tranny tunnel to the engine. It'd freeze under the car- these cars were low to the ground, and these long hoses would get thick and slushy in cold New England weather.
The electric cooling fan, front-mounted, would fail. Or work itself a bit loose and buzz.
Power window switches would work one day, fail the next. Bad, on a hot day, with a mid-engine car.
Brakes, even new, squealed like a stuck pig.
Emergency brake would stick.
Headlights would, on occasion, fail to open.
Lastly, the head gasket went, along with the head warping, on this low-mile car.
All within a year.
I fixed it, sold it, then the head gasket and cluch failed on the new owner.
I gave him allmost all his money back- he wanted to keep the car, so I kept $500 and gave the rest back.
I thnk the cost of ownership of that car was $6000 for me, a shade-tree mechanic and with many friends that were mechanics, for a year, and numerous headaches, stalls, me pushing it, ect...
I put around 6k on it, maybe a bit more- so let's say it cost me a dollar a mile. My typical 60 mile commute per day would run me $60 in repairs.