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In reality, I would fathom the only "folks" who would be pissed off about birthdays, would be zombies. I mean it really messes up music lyrics individual relatability. F'r instance; Carole King's (I've Looked at Life from) Both Sides Now, yes zombies could relate to that. However, Lady Gaga's song, Born This Way just wouldn't make much sense.