cool9
Super Member
I've read some of David Brenner's old comedy books (being from Philly and all), George Carlin's and Woody Allen's books.
Brenner's were funny. He said when he was young he told his parents that someday he was going to send them on a trip around the World. His father replied, "Right now you can't even send us around the block!". He said his father was the funniest person he ever knew. (Brenner ended up sending them around the World twice.)
He also told the story when he started the Mike Douglas show once in the back studio alley with a jet pack and roller skates on. They were going to light it for the show intro. What he forgot when they lit it was to bend over. He was standing straight up and he went 40 ft into the air and landed on the pavement. Douglas ran up to him and asked Brenner if he was alright. David replied, "Am I in Camden?".
Brenner's were funny. He said when he was young he told his parents that someday he was going to send them on a trip around the World. His father replied, "Right now you can't even send us around the block!". He said his father was the funniest person he ever knew. (Brenner ended up sending them around the World twice.)
He also told the story when he started the Mike Douglas show once in the back studio alley with a jet pack and roller skates on. They were going to light it for the show intro. What he forgot when they lit it was to bend over. He was standing straight up and he went 40 ft into the air and landed on the pavement. Douglas ran up to him and asked Brenner if he was alright. David replied, "Am I in Camden?".