Wigwam Jones
Caesar non supra grammati
The Twelve Lousy Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Firestone Christmas LP.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the eight day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten White Van Speakers,
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven amps a-smoking,
Ten White Van Speakers,
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the twelvth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve tweeters blowing,
Eleven amps a-smoking,
Ten White Van Speakers,
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Firestone Christmas LP.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the eight day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten White Van Speakers,
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven amps a-smoking,
Ten White Van Speakers,
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
On the twelvth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve tweeters blowing,
Eleven amps a-smoking,
Ten White Van Speakers,
Nine neighbors bitching,
Eight cans of DeoxIT,
Seven Elvis sightings,
Six AK'ers drinking,
Five Michael Jackson CDs!
Four busted tuners,
Three 8-Track Tapes,
Two bankrupt thriftshops,
And a Firestone Christmas LP.
