answer this post with a song phrase/title
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lordfoo
Active Member
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
fujifrontier
roundie not so n00b
Come take a trip in my airship
come take a trip round the stars
Come take a sail around Venus
come take a sail around Mars
No one to watch while we're kissing
no one to see while we spoon
Come take a trip in my airship
we'll visit the Man in the Moon
come take a trip round the stars
Come take a sail around Venus
come take a sail around Mars
No one to watch while we're kissing
no one to see while we spoon
Come take a trip in my airship
we'll visit the Man in the Moon
ozmoid
Lunatic Member
Heroes falling to the ground
Like Hell's magnet
Pulls me down
On my knees
I try to please his eyes
His idol eyes
Jerking motions won't revive him
Mouth to mouth resusitation [sic]
I just lay down beside him
And idolize
Motor, motor
Broken hearted
Rusted, rotted
Falling apart
A lock of hair
A belt he wore
It's not enough
I WANT MORE
God give me his soul
God give me his soul
Heroes falling to the ground
Like Hell's magnet
Pulls me down
On my knees
I try to please his eyes
His idol eyes
Like Hell's magnet
Pulls me down
On my knees
I try to please his eyes
His idol eyes
Jerking motions won't revive him
Mouth to mouth resusitation [sic]
I just lay down beside him
And idolize
Motor, motor
Broken hearted
Rusted, rotted
Falling apart
A lock of hair
A belt he wore
It's not enough
I WANT MORE
God give me his soul
God give me his soul
Heroes falling to the ground
Like Hell's magnet
Pulls me down
On my knees
I try to please his eyes
His idol eyes
dread31
Addicted Member
Alan Parsons Project
Gaze at the sky,
and picture a memory,
of days in your life,
when you knew what it meant to be happy and free,
with time on your side.
Remember your daddy,
when no one was wiser,
your ma used to say,
that you would go farther than he ever could,
with time on your side.
Picture a boy with the stars in his eyes,
longing to reach them,
but frightened to try,
with time on his side.
Gaze at the sky,
and picture a memory,
of days in your life,
when you knew what it meant to be happy and free,
with time on your side.
Remember your daddy,
when no one was wiser,
your ma used to say,
that you would go farther than he ever could,
with time on your side.
Picture a boy with the stars in his eyes,
longing to reach them,
but frightened to try,
with time on his side.
dread31
Addicted Member
Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown.
They say I'm the cutest boy in town.
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney.
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney.
Oh God, I am the American Dream,
but now I smell like vaseline,
and I'm a miserable son-of-a-bitch.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich.
Get a good, get a good job.
Womens liberation, came creepin' all
across the nation. I'll tell ya folks, I was not
ready when I...........................................
Zappa was a genius.
Dave
They say I'm the cutest boy in town.
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney.
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney.
Oh God, I am the American Dream,
but now I smell like vaseline,
and I'm a miserable son-of-a-bitch.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich.
Get a good, get a good job.
Womens liberation, came creepin' all
across the nation. I'll tell ya folks, I was not
ready when I...........................................
Zappa was a genius.
Dave
dread31
Addicted Member
I am a moron, and this is my wife.
She ices her cakes with a paper knife.
All that we've got here is American made,
it's a little bit cheesy, but nicely displayed.
And we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
we just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush right on over and wreck it some more,
and we are so dumb they're linin' up at our door.
My toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon.
The plumber he said, "Never flush a tampoon."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay,
then the toilet blew up later on the next day.
The very next day.
More Zappa
She ices her cakes with a paper knife.
All that we've got here is American made,
it's a little bit cheesy, but nicely displayed.
And we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
we just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush right on over and wreck it some more,
and we are so dumb they're linin' up at our door.
My toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon.
The plumber he said, "Never flush a tampoon."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay,
then the toilet blew up later on the next day.
The very next day.
More Zappa
birddog
Addicted Member
I Don't Know Why - Blues Brothers
I said Baby-
You know when you bend over I see every bit of Christmas
And when you bend back I'm looking right into the new year
She said Honey, you know I gave up cigarettes for my new year's resolution
But I didn't give up smoking
I said Woman, you going to walk a mile for a Camel
Or are you going to make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy?
She said That all depends on what your packing
Regular or kingsize
Then she pulled out my Jim Beam, and to her surprise
It was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club
I said What now you got to say baby?
She said Umm...
I don't know
My oh my oh my
I don't know
But my baby's holding down
I said Baby-
You know when you bend over I see every bit of Christmas
And when you bend back I'm looking right into the new year
She said Honey, you know I gave up cigarettes for my new year's resolution
But I didn't give up smoking
I said Woman, you going to walk a mile for a Camel
Or are you going to make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy?
She said That all depends on what your packing
Regular or kingsize
Then she pulled out my Jim Beam, and to her surprise
It was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club
I said What now you got to say baby?
She said Umm...
I don't know
My oh my oh my
I don't know
But my baby's holding down
I'm not a free lunch box car parked in the seat
dead-end streetcar of desire caught by the tailpiece
I'm a jiffy pop tarts are bad for your teen-aged beef
There's a mando-Linda Evans talking on the
phone call a Porter Wagoner tailor-made underwear
every dog has his Dayton Ohio Hitler
says to button your fly Tijuana place a Bette Midler
Oh drop dead lock stock and bugle coral reefer man
every Marlon Brando gave him a great big handstand
what a lumpy Guy lumbago embargo fish pants
Is there a Groucho Marxist doctrine in the
house calls about a lost set of Keystone cops out
the same way you came in through the bathroom wind-
oh look! a rock'n'roller skate and all skate slowly
Hey man a T-bone state of the aren't
you gonna finish your bird in a box
Hey man your witness to the stand still
shoulder to shoulder the burden a box
Hey man and even Colonel Sanders' daddy
was a Thunderbird in a box
Loose tooth three of a perfect paradiced onions cheese
and beans from another planeteri gargoyle change
every two thousand smiled at
Linda Evans called again singing happy birthmark
dead-end streetcar of desire caught by the tailpiece
I'm a jiffy pop tarts are bad for your teen-aged beef
There's a mando-Linda Evans talking on the
phone call a Porter Wagoner tailor-made underwear
every dog has his Dayton Ohio Hitler
says to button your fly Tijuana place a Bette Midler
Oh drop dead lock stock and bugle coral reefer man
every Marlon Brando gave him a great big handstand
what a lumpy Guy lumbago embargo fish pants
Is there a Groucho Marxist doctrine in the
house calls about a lost set of Keystone cops out
the same way you came in through the bathroom wind-
oh look! a rock'n'roller skate and all skate slowly
Hey man a T-bone state of the aren't
you gonna finish your bird in a box
Hey man your witness to the stand still
shoulder to shoulder the burden a box
Hey man and even Colonel Sanders' daddy
was a Thunderbird in a box
Loose tooth three of a perfect paradiced onions cheese
and beans from another planeteri gargoyle change
every two thousand smiled at
Linda Evans called again singing happy birthmark
piece-it pete
What, me worry?
"Tick Tick Tock I am the kitchen clock
Tick Tick Tock This is my wife
Tick Tick Tock I am the kitchen clock
Tick Tick Tock This is my knife!"
Pete
Tick Tick Tock This is my wife
Tick Tick Tock I am the kitchen clock
Tick Tick Tock This is my knife!"
Pete
1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT
CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA
I파 HAVE TO STAY AT HOME
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE
WITH DIARRHEA
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS
2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS
WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM
DIARRHEA
I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE
3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
I'll TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE
POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN I'll BE ALL THROUGH
WITH DIARRHEA
Copyright 1991 You Guys Records 90 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT
CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA
I파 HAVE TO STAY AT HOME
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE
WITH DIARRHEA
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS
2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS
WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM
DIARRHEA
I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE
3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
I'll TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE
POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN I'll BE ALL THROUGH
WITH DIARRHEA
Copyright 1991 You Guys Records 90 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039
