the skipper
Professional Curmudgeon
I worked for the sgack four times in my sorted life.First time was in 1967 when I was hired to manage a Tandy/Radio Shack in a local Department store (Bambergers') and I got the honor of selling the last tube receiver Allied made. Then, in '68, I got drafted.
Next up was 76 -77 when I was going to Radio/TV repair school. Some of the people I met then remained friends throughout my life
Then, 81 - 84 when I went to Computer school. Likewise, I made more friends.
Finally, part time in 96 - 99 when I went through a divorce and wanted something to keep me busy so I went to work for one of my radio shack buddies..
Now, in the 81 - 84 stint, it became possible to buy your own telephones and we sold a one piece phone for $11.88. It was a POS but it did work. I know I had two.
Now, fast forward about 18 years. I'm working part time (I was a programmer full time) and this little dweeb storms up to the counter and slams one of those crap phones on the counter and DEMANDS that I fix it. I look at the phone, then I look at him. I'm not smiling. I say we haven't sold that phone in abut 20 years and, besides, it's not worth fixing.
He says well,then, give me a new phone. I said simply no, next customer?
Now, consider, this skinny guy didn't come up to my nipples. (I'm 6'3" and about 240 lbs.)
He tries to climb over the glass counter but I just push him off. All the customers are having a ball watching this. Now, he screams at the top of his lungs "If it weren't for that counter I'd kick your effin. ass." I an trying to not laugh now. Now, the manager who was watching all this on the CCTV from the back room, comes out and says as loud as he can "Skipper. it's your break."
I turn to the dweeb, smile and say, "Do you want to take this outside?" His eyes open wide, his jaw drops, he drops the phone and, just like that, there's a puff of blue smoke where he was just standing.
Next up was 76 -77 when I was going to Radio/TV repair school. Some of the people I met then remained friends throughout my life
Then, 81 - 84 when I went to Computer school. Likewise, I made more friends.
Finally, part time in 96 - 99 when I went through a divorce and wanted something to keep me busy so I went to work for one of my radio shack buddies..
Now, in the 81 - 84 stint, it became possible to buy your own telephones and we sold a one piece phone for $11.88. It was a POS but it did work. I know I had two.
Now, fast forward about 18 years. I'm working part time (I was a programmer full time) and this little dweeb storms up to the counter and slams one of those crap phones on the counter and DEMANDS that I fix it. I look at the phone, then I look at him. I'm not smiling. I say we haven't sold that phone in abut 20 years and, besides, it's not worth fixing.
He says well,then, give me a new phone. I said simply no, next customer?
Now, consider, this skinny guy didn't come up to my nipples. (I'm 6'3" and about 240 lbs.)
He tries to climb over the glass counter but I just push him off. All the customers are having a ball watching this. Now, he screams at the top of his lungs "If it weren't for that counter I'd kick your effin. ass." I an trying to not laugh now. Now, the manager who was watching all this on the CCTV from the back room, comes out and says as loud as he can "Skipper. it's your break."
I turn to the dweeb, smile and say, "Do you want to take this outside?" His eyes open wide, his jaw drops, he drops the phone and, just like that, there's a puff of blue smoke where he was just standing.


