Any heavy drinking firefighters?

[teal'c]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/app/d/kegerator/6722589495.html
No affiliation.

Kegerator - $3000




I'm selling a custom-built, twin spout kegerator featuring a fire hydrant, fireman's axes as door handles, and custom CNC-machined aluminum firefighter emblems. It was built in the spring of 2016 with over $2K in materials and used regularly until this last summer. It features twin Danby keg refrigerators capable of holding full-size kegs with food-grade vinyl lines installed on both taps. A KegWorks no-rinse, food-safe line cleaning kit is included as well. The frame is built out of 1/4" square wall tubing set on heavy-duty casters, and the top is a single sheet of polished aluminum diamond plate. This is a heavy unit best suited for garages or outdoors. A black custom-fitted outdoor canvas cover is included with the kegerator as well. $3000 OBO. Those interested can text/call Erik at show contact info
. Thanks for looking.

 

[Jeff449]

This should go in Barter Town, not Dollars and Cents.

 

[malvo]

This should go in Barter Town, not Dollars and Cents.

I don't think the OP is selling it, rather he's posting someone else's CL ad here for our amusement. And it's a pretty amusing creation--or terrifying, one of the two.

 

[Mingo]

The OP is not selling this fine piece of kegmanship, but providing the info as a public service.

 

[UncleBingo]

Let me axe around a little bit. I know some firefighters that like to stay well hydranted. I'll beer right bock...

 

[Cactus Bob]

 

[KiM3Ce]

It is stereophonic!

 

[toxcrusadr]

I know what that dog is thinking of doing to it, after he has a few out of it...

 

[SoCal Sam]

The thread title made me think of bad hose jokes. "I could put out a fire from 10 feet away!"

 

[UncleBingo]

The thread title made me think of bad hose jokes. "I could put out a fire from 10 feet away!"

"I could tap that from here..." Like that?

 

[malvo]

Should come with a set of these

 

[ETLS]

How much are the free refills?

 

[bigcaddy64]

That’s got a traverse city iron works fire hydrant on top. I want that! Not the bar, just the hydrant

 

[Quadman2]

It is stereophonic!

Or, "stereotapic".

Q

 

[bobsvinyl]

I think I'd want to fire it up first to make sure it's in good working order.

 

[Pio1980]

Thread title reminds me of the book and novie "Ragtime".

Re the title, it used to be common enuff, the combination of high bac and carbon tetrachloride fire extinguishers was deadly for the imbiber. Carbon Tet glass globe extinguishers were common in theaters back when, iirc