musichal
poet emeritus
Anyone crazy enough to fall for it needs a sitter. When scammers call, I cut them short by hanging up. Sometimes I might say screw you scammer before I hang up. However, once in a great while, when in the mood for it, I will start telling them a long story which they will interrupt in attempts to regain control. I simply re-interrupt them, continuing the story.
Often, I don't answer my phone at all. Drives Christine crazy. She thinks it must be answered. I've always felt that just because someone wants to talk with me right friggin' now, it doesn't mean that I want to talk with them. It can wait.
It has taken me years to train Christine not to answer questions from telemarketers. I hate it when someone calls and their first question is to ask who I am.
"Who were you calling?"
"I just need to verify your name."
"Who are you?"
"My name is Kim. What is yours?"
"I don't know any Kims. You have the wrong number."
"No, I just need to get your name so I can find you in our system."
"That information is classified."
"Classified?"
"Right. Ever since that fiasco in Baghdad a few years back, my identity has been classified, and this is not a secure line."
Dial tone. Damn, didn't even get the chance to tell her a Baghdad story. I wonder what it would have been...
Often, I don't answer my phone at all. Drives Christine crazy. She thinks it must be answered. I've always felt that just because someone wants to talk with me right friggin' now, it doesn't mean that I want to talk with them. It can wait.
It has taken me years to train Christine not to answer questions from telemarketers. I hate it when someone calls and their first question is to ask who I am.
"Who were you calling?"
"I just need to verify your name."
"Who are you?"
"My name is Kim. What is yours?"
"I don't know any Kims. You have the wrong number."
"No, I just need to get your name so I can find you in our system."
"That information is classified."
"Classified?"
"Right. Ever since that fiasco in Baghdad a few years back, my identity has been classified, and this is not a secure line."
Dial tone. Damn, didn't even get the chance to tell her a Baghdad story. I wonder what it would have been...

