Vintage TX
Analog forever
Let's compare a relationship with a beer to a relationship with a woman. I'll kick it off:
:beer:
1. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
2. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
3. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
4. Beer looks the same in the morning.
5. Beer always listens and never argues.
6. When you go to a bar, you can ALWAYS pick up a beer.
7. A beer doesn't bitch when you bring home another beer.
8. When a beers gone people don't whine and cry, they just get another beer.
9. If you goto a strip club and pick up a beer your beer at home won't get pissy.
10. A beer doesn't care that you didn't take the trash out tonight.
11. Beer labels come off without a fight.
12. A beer will wait in the car while you go in and have a beer.
13. Beer never has a headache.
14. Beer is always wet.
15. Beer never ever demands equality.
16. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
17. The only thing a beer tells you is when to go to the bathroom.
18. A beer is still attractive at 2 am.
19. You don't have to promise you'll respect a beer in the morning.
20. A beer doesn't care how much money you make.
21. A beer doesn't mind if you watch cartoons in your underwear.
22. A beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
Come on guys, brainstorm
:beer:
1. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
2. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
3. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
4. Beer looks the same in the morning.
5. Beer always listens and never argues.
6. When you go to a bar, you can ALWAYS pick up a beer.
7. A beer doesn't bitch when you bring home another beer.
8. When a beers gone people don't whine and cry, they just get another beer.
9. If you goto a strip club and pick up a beer your beer at home won't get pissy.
10. A beer doesn't care that you didn't take the trash out tonight.
11. Beer labels come off without a fight.
12. A beer will wait in the car while you go in and have a beer.
13. Beer never has a headache.
14. Beer is always wet.
15. Beer never ever demands equality.
16. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
17. The only thing a beer tells you is when to go to the bathroom.
18. A beer is still attractive at 2 am.
19. You don't have to promise you'll respect a beer in the morning.
20. A beer doesn't care how much money you make.
21. A beer doesn't mind if you watch cartoons in your underwear.
22. A beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
Come on guys, brainstorm
